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Vampire Obsession
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by Scott Weinberg

"Who ever knew graphic lesbianism could be some damn tedious?"
1 stars

Ever notice how lesbians in soft-core horror movies just kinda BOB up and down and never really DO anything? No? Rent anything with the words "Seduction Cinema" on the cover.

Seems the folks over at Seduction Cinema have decided to forget all about the 'plot stuff' they used to include in their soft-core lesbian lickfests. Several of their earlier efforts actually managed to shoehorn some dialogue in between the sweaty moments of extended grope. No more, it seems, as Vampire Obsession is about as plot-free as a movie can be and still be called a movie.

According to the back of the DVD case, this flick has two full paragraphs worth of plot. My guess is that they wrote the DVD case first, and tried (poorly) to follow the synopsis they came up with. All I saw was three naked women rolling around on the floor. Since the word 'vampire' is in the title, the gals occasionally get some syrupy blood splattered all over 'em - and then its back to the simulated cunnilingus.

Seduction Cinema staples Darian Crane, Allanah Rhodes, and Jade DuBoir go through their low-rent motions, and it's a sea of silicone and cleavage out there. If you find any of these gals particularly exciting, here's yet another soft-core romp that may get your pulse moving; the gals aren't great, but they are perpetually nude.

As the film unspools, all you'll be thinking is "I chose this over bona-fide pornography WHY?"

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originally posted: 01/08/03 12:52:14
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USA
  02-Feb-2002 (NR)
  DVD: 22-Nov-2005

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Directed by
  John Bacchus

Written by
  John Bacchus

Cast
  Jade Duboir
  Darian Crane
  Allanah Rhodes
  AJ Khan
  Anoushka



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