OK, he's STILL a goddamned chef. But THIS time. He's on a TRAIN. See, it's a different movie. Honest. In this one the babe is his niece, so he can't nail her (on screen.)I have no respect for this movie whatsoever. It is possibly one of the worst ever to be recorded. Definately to be released to theatres.
I'll analyze it for you...and be so generous as to do it "ion terms of the action genre" ready? It sucked. Even for a crappy, predictable, action-packed, mindless, gratuitous violence-filled action film. The action was...actually it was really funny because the bone-crunch sound effects were really horrible. And he killed everyone upon touching them--because he is just that cool. Whatever. I will never buy in a million years that Steven Segal can out-run a speeding train. Bruce maybe, Steven? No way.For the LOVE of whatever entity you happen to believe in! DO NOT SUPPORT THIS MOVIE WITH YOUR MONEY! Hollywood might make MORE of them. Please. For me. 0 sporks.
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