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Overall Rating
2.74

Awesome: 24.39%
Worth A Look: 19.51%
Average: 4.88%
Pretty Bad: 8.54%
Total Crap42.68%

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Judge Dredd
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by Rob Gonsalves

"What did you expect a Judge Dredd movie to be? Ingmar Bergman?"
4 stars

"Eat recycled food," suggests a hallway robot in "Judge Dredd." That could be the movie's tag-line: Everything in it comes almost full-blown from the foreheads of "Blade Runner," "RoboCop," "The Terminator," and "Batman."

But this is tasty recycled food, and Sylvester Stallone -- as Judge Joseph Dredd, the cream of the neofascist police force patrolling the chaotic blocks of Mega-City One -- gives a new performance. He does his scowling Rambo routine and tosses off the usual cheesy one-liners, but he shows flashes of amusement at what he's doing. In futuristic head-slammers like this and Demolition Man, Stallone is the comedian he failed to be in his early-'90s comedy attempts. Those were light comedies; these, I guess, are heavy-metal comedies. Dredd is every anal-retentive principal or gym teacher you ever laughed at behind their backs, and Stallone understands that the only way to play him is absolutely straight. Dredd almost never even sits down; in his phallic, gleaming helmet and mammoth epaulets, he's a walking erection, forever alert to the smallest transgressions.

Judge Dredd is junk, but it's fun junk with a decent pedigree. The British comic book it takes off from (written mainly by Alan Grant and John Wagner) was conceived as the reductio ad absurdum of the rock-ribbed heroes who usually shoulder their way through comics. Dredd is a superhero gloss on R. Crumb's character Whiteman, who said, "I must maintain this rigid position or all is lost." The comic's tongue-in-cheek irreverence makes it into the movie fairly intact, largely because director Danny Cannon is a Dredd devotee. Judge Dredd doesn't make the mistake of suggesting that things will get so bad in the future that we'll need "protectors" like Dredd. On the contrary, as the movie goes on you begin to feel that things are that bad because of cops like Dredd. Religiously devoted to the law, Dredd sentences people to five years for minor offenses. It's the nightmare flip side of the enforced sunshine world of Demolition Man: If you live in Mega-City One, you can't not break some law.

Cannon and the writers (William Wisher and Steven E. de Souza) soon give Dredd a taste of his own medicine. A newscaster and his wife are murdered, and Dredd is framed for the crime. Despite the legal maneuvers of Dredd's partner, the more compassionate Judge Hershey (Diane Lane), Dredd is sentenced to life imprisonment in Aspen. The bitter, psychotic ex-Judge Rico (Armand Assante) is behind the frame-up: He wants Dredd out of the way so he can clone a master race of Judges from his own DNA. Casually blowing holes in people or gloating over his huge robotic bodyguard, Assante gives an icy-eyed Christopher Walken performance; he's enjoyable, but he should concentrate on being Assante. (Those who recall that he played Stallone's brother in 1978's Paradise Alley may be amused by the plot twist here.)

This is only Danny Cannon's second feature (his debut was The Young Americans, a morose Harvey Keitel vehicle that drove straight to video), but he doesn't seem intimidated by the scale, the sets, the budget, or the star. Working with ace cinematographer Adrian Biddle (who shot Thelma & Louise), Cannon gives Judge Dredd a pleasant big-movie look: hefty but not overdeliberate. He knows how to stage action so that we can see who's who and what's where -- this appears to be a dying art this summer. And he understands Dredd's stoic appeal. This frowning fascist who grunts "I am the law" begs to be goofed on, and Cannon provides a good foil in Rob Schneider, as a harmless petty criminal who runs afoul of Dredd and later teams up with him. Schneider, who never seemed to move past his Copy Guy during his Saturday Night Live gig, may have found his niche as action-movie comic relief. Bug-eyed and shrimpy, he skitters alongside the granite hero and never shuts up. His lines aren't always fresh, but he's consistently funny.

I saw Judge Dredd the day after the slight letdown of Apollo 13. It seems perverse to say that Dredd is the better movie, but I had a better time at it. It isn't trying to be true to history -- it isn't true to anything except a comic book. Danny Cannon gives us our bearings at the start by moving in on the panels of a Dredd comic. The device works better here than it did in The Return of Swamp Thing, whose opening-credit montage of comic-book panels was livelier than the crap that followed. Here, the panels are like the fake (or actual) newsreels that kick off historical dramas: They set up the world and set the tone. And the movie is faithful to the unfussy, straightforward clarity of adventure comics in a way that shames the cluttered Batman Forever, which played like a random bunch of panels glued together out of order.

"Judge Dredd" is simple and mindlessly gratifying, and Sylvester Stallone, finally resigned to being the comic-book jock he's become, achieves an odd paradox. Playing this stiff, constipated hero, he does his most relaxed acting in years.

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User Comments

10/18/10 Brian Crap. Nothing more. Especially the thoroughly silly outfits 1 stars
1/23/10 Dr.Lao Captures the look and feel of Mega-City 1, sure wish I could understand what Stallone says 3 stars
8/28/09 Jeff Wilder They called it Dredd because there was no room for pathetic. 1 stars
10/29/07 Jack Sommersby Fairly entertaining for the undemanding. 3 stars
9/12/07 julie walden loved it 5 stars
12/26/06 johnnyfog Assante really tries to sell his villain, but this is RANCID PILE OF SCUM SHIT 1 stars
10/01/06 Anus SHIT 1 stars
6/01/06 tatum Rob Schneider singlehandedly ruins a decent action flick 2 stars
2/28/06 Anthony Feor Stallone should consider retirement 1 stars
1/26/06 JM Synth I might be alone on this but I loved it. 5 stars
7/29/05 tony i agree with parry. sly owes us for this shit! 1 stars
7/09/05 Moctezuma A dreadful film. Avoid it at all costs. 1 stars
2/21/05 Sugarfoot Embarrassing! 1 stars
1/23/05 Jeff Anderson JUDGE DRECK IS MORE LIKE IT!! VERY BADLY DIRECTED AND WHAT A WASTE OF A GREAT CAST!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
12/05/04 Mixy "Awesome"? WTF? It's TERRIBLE! 1 stars
5/05/04 gray fun and funny +good music 4 stars
2/29/04 Nixon good action movie, and stallone is great with his dry humor. great costumes! 5 stars
11/30/03 john bad action bad story - forced jokes one of the worst action films ever 1 stars
3/27/03 prabin thapa very sexy 5 stars
3/02/03 Monster W. Kung The ONLY decent thing was the robot. The rest blows my dog. 1 stars
12/12/02 Vince Boring. Crappy costumes. Total Crap. 1 stars
9/25/02 Jr. The movie was awsome, and being 7 years old, it still kicks ass 5 stars
9/03/02 Ramblin Wreck OZ,,,, hate to say it but your wrong ..........this is an okay watch. 4 stars
8/10/02 Lucy C This movie is one of the best i have ever seen. Sly is in good form, this is an A+ movie. 5 stars
8/08/02 Raymond this movie rocks 5 stars
7/13/02 JC One of the best movies ever! 5 stars
6/11/02 Stori Long I absolutely loved the movie. I don't see why so many people hated it. It 5 stars
6/01/02 Rachael Hinton It's cool 4 stars
5/22/02 The Crimson Becard Princess Stallone not as bad as OZ thinks; film's just a lurid dark mess! 1 stars
4/24/02 Judge Dredd Pure orgasmic extasy does not describe this work. The greatest thing ever created period. 5 stars
3/10/02 julie walden fantastic, stallone in lycra.....wow!!! 5 stars
1/09/02 Mr. Hat Cool. Sly's in it, and Rob Schneider makes it a lot better than it could've been. 4 stars
12/13/01 StampedeUSMC Only complaint was that it was too short!!! OUTSTANDING OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/09/01 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A good comic book turned into a movie film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
12/01/01 Blazefire84 It didn't stand up to the comics, but every bit of movie=money, pencils cheap. I liked it. 4 stars
11/28/01 KMG I'd rather stick my head in a hippo's ass then see 2 minutes of this again! 2 stars
11/02/01 dff thgh shit, what a waste of time 1 stars
9/24/01 Lesean Favors loved it 5 stars
9/20/01 Buzzkill I thought it was a worthwhile movie. The fault was not in Stallone but in poor production. 4 stars
8/30/01 donald alan webster actually i liked this film. itis one of stallone's better vehicles. I THOOUGHT IT CAPTU 4 stars
8/28/01 Judge Dredd Brilliant! 5 stars
7/03/01 Teenager Yah I thought that movie kicked.. an' I ain't under 10.... Comic is better.. but whatcha go 4 stars
6/08/01 DOUG BRONSON IT WAS COOL MAN!! 5 stars
5/28/01 JT_KIRK I liked the ADC robot best! :) 4 stars
4/29/01 Onyango Excellent, extravagant, exclusive and all the exesis 5 stars
4/18/01 amey awesome 5 stars
4/01/01 Kostas K. its one of the best movies,i've ever seen 5 stars
3/25/01 Monster W. Kung This one blows! 1 stars
3/12/01 Greg Wotton Typical Drokking Hollywood. Typical Drokking Yanks 1 stars
2/04/01 Josh Richard That movie totaly rocked 5 stars
11/25/00 The Evil Penguin Brill/sprite6190044 and Ground Zero. You two are great. 1 stars
10/31/00 Emma Bozuwa If Your considering watching it dont! Its a waste of time. 1 stars
10/05/00 lainey louise worth watching to see a cool rob schnieder 4 stars
9/14/00 Ground Zero Sly dug an early grave with this movie 1 stars
9/08/00 Terrie Smith What a waste. Stallone is unbearable and Max von Sydow should know better. 2 stars
8/23/00 zall No wonder Arnie is more popular than Sly 1 stars
8/05/00 Viking Read the comic instead !!! 2 stars
4/07/00 SID Pfff 2 stars
11/09/99 Anita Bath This is a underated Stallone vehicle. It had great special effects. The giant robot was a m 3 stars
11/04/99 Mickey "Father Death" MacJohnstmyster Adriaaaaan , Adriaaaaaaaan . Oh sorry wrong movie ,but it sucked more than the Rocky movies 1 stars
10/15/99 Lame-Oh Oz, you genius! Judge Dredd is STUPID! 1 stars
6/15/99 Dylan Im a big fan of the comic books- this was a major dissapointment. 1 stars
4/02/99 The Incredible Sulk Oz's review is great, Sly really needs some real therapy in being the law. 1 stars
3/27/99 Ah Dooey "You shall respeck mah authorit-ah!" 1 stars
2/16/99 Uncle Roy I yam duh Lawh! Judge Dredd id Dreddfull 1 stars
1/11/99 I.P. Freeley Yowza! That was shit. 1 stars
10/30/98 Negative Creep One of those films I can watch over and over again. I know it sucks shite. But I have fun. 3 stars
9/16/98 Trav You know, this movie is very funny. Sadly it was meant to be serious! 2 stars
9/10/98 Johny He is the law? Well, this sucked. 2 stars
9/09/98 Bruce Willis' mama. A fucking disgrace. An abomination of a great premise. Awful. Crap. 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  30-Jun-1994 (R)

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  17-Aug-1994 (M)




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