"I'm not in the Christmas spirit. I wanna hurt someone."
Tim Allen must die.Your 15 minutes are just about up. Your show's on it's last legs. You're standup "I'm all man" gimmick has worn tissue paper thin.
And you made this movie.
The ol' Tool Man offs Santa. Because of that, and some weird rule, he's got to take his place. In fact, he's turning into him right now, complete with gut, beard and jolly rosy cheeks. Except this Santa's checking out the asses of girls as they walk by ("Michael...naughty. Veronica...very nice.").
It's not funny, it's sad.
You know who get's second billing in this movie?
Tim Allen and Judge Reinhold. Two stellar actors in one stellar film. If you're on crack.
The only good thing about this movie? David Krumholtz as a wisecracking elf.Now HE's funny.