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Overall Rating
1.93

Awesome: 4.35%
Worth A Look: 5.8%
Average: 18.84%
Pretty Bad: 20.29%
Total Crap50.72%

5 reviews, 39 user ratings


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Order, The
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by Scott Weinberg

"The Knight's Tale Gang Goes to Rome!"
1 stars

If you could sit through a triple feature of "Stigmata", "End of Days" and "Bless the Child" and STILL crave more hopelessly watered-down religious mumbo-jumbo...well congratulations. Here's a new one.

Some movies boggle the mind from one simple question: How did this movie get made? Or alternately: How did a potentially interesting screenplay somehow turn into this? I found myself wondering this as The Order unspooled. Not because it's that amazingly awful (though it comes close), but because I simply cannot fathom that a board room full of movie executives could watch this film and say aloud: "Yes, people will like this. They'll understand its rampant nonsense and will emerge from the theater prepared to recommend it to other people." I just cannot believe that professional filmmakers could be so obtuse. Yet movies like The Order keep showing up month after month.

The plot here is...heck, you got me. I know for sure that it has something to do with a "Sin Eater" - which I believe is a semi-immortal being that can absolve the dying of their sins before they hit the pearly gates. For the sake of this movie, we'll call the "Sin Eater" the villain. Our hero is a shadowy priest who belongs to the "Carolingian" sect. Apparently the Carolingians are the Vatican's answer to Mulder & Scully, because pretty-boy leading man Heath Ledger gathers up two sidekicks (a chubby priest and a sexy, suicidal, formerly insane galpal) and hightails it to Rome to see what's up with all the Sin Eating that's going on.

It would be a chore akin to sitting through the entire film again for me to sit here and rattle off what's wrong with The Order - but the most alarming factor is that it comes from writer/director Brian Helgeland. How the screenwriter of L.A. Confidential could put so much effort into such a clearly derivative and entirely tiresome product simply amazes me. An Academy Award affords a screenwriter the chance to direct a few movies of his own; Helgeland used his well-earned cachet to deliver us The Order and A Knight's Tale. How does that make sense?

Another oddity is Helgeland's casting strategy for his three leads. Put simply - he uses the same three actors from his previous film! Now, I'll be the first to admit that Mark Addy made a solid Fred Flintstone, but if Helgeland expects us to buy the portly chap as an ass kicking priest/ghostcatcher...he's quite simply asking too much. Shannyn Sossamon, so charming in both A Knight's Tale and 20 Days and 40 Nights, is given very little to do besides utilize her 'tortured soul with dark eye makeup' schtick...and my guess is she should stick to the lighter material.

And then there's Ledger. Heath of the low-key mumble and the perpetually alternating accents. Cover-boy material presented as the planet's youngest world-weary priest who's seen it all. Not only is Ledger entirely wrong for the part; he's quite simply not a very good actor. And that's me being nice. When the lead actor of a mega-gloomy religious thriller earns peals of audience laughter at his oh-so-gravid line deliveries - you're looking at a performer way out of his league.

Repeatedly re-edited, retitled and rescheduled for theatrical release, The Order is easily as forgettable as its vapid press materials would lead you to believe. Not much more than a expensive-looking made-for-network religious potboiler, this one's bound to disappoint even the most patient movie fans out there. The ABC's of the plot are nearly mystifying, and once you have everything figured out you'll realize that the end result was hardly worth all the effort.

It offers nothing new and does it in dull and dreary fashion. Save for the oily presence of the rarely-seen-in-a-multiplex-these-days Peter "Robocop" Weller, "The Order" offers nothing you'll remember twenty minutes after the movie ends. You've seen it all before. Many, many times.

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originally posted: 09/11/03 20:48:34
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User Comments

5/18/11 Ravenmad I was like, REALLY? Really...no, really? I can't take any more baddd movies! 2 stars
9/16/09 art AN EXCELLENT CHRISTIAN THRILLER! 4 stars
12/01/08 Shaun Wallner Very Boring! 1 stars
8/01/06 William Goss Rather weak supernatural drama poorly marketed as horror. Addy is sole highlight. 1 stars
8/12/05 ES Remember the zombie thing at the beginning, what was this movie trying to say= who cares 1 stars
1/18/05 tatum Terrible, should have gone straight to video 1 stars
12/22/04 Landshark Monty Python skewered the pontiff avenger cliche 30 yrs ago, my god this genre's exhausted. 1 stars
11/03/04 Stevo Try watching this crap without shaking your head once 1 stars
3/26/04 S-P I tried twice to watch this through- never did succeed- Terrible Movie. 1 stars
3/25/04 Erica Thornton It's a Van Damme flick, ergo it sucks 1 stars
3/17/04 Brando Wow...bad. REALLY REALLY BAD!!!!! 1 stars
2/14/04 Uruk Hai The ONLY redeeming feature, other than Weller, this film contains is Benno Furman!!! 2 stars
1/21/04 Betty White A really awful "Exorcist" rip-off; stay away...far, far away. 1 stars
1/17/04 Josh Standlee Good effects, but where's the plot!!!!!!!!!!! 2 stars
1/05/04 Leonard Carlson Benno Furman was Awsome!! 4 stars
1/05/04 Shelah Must-see for Ledger fans, interesting echoes of Marlowe's Faustus and Seventh Gate 4 stars
1/03/04 A F I don't know what to say. Could've been done better? 3 stars
1/02/04 Corky Really really really not good at all. 1 stars
12/08/03 Carrie This movie was oustanding & anyone who says otherwise must not have understood it 5 stars
11/13/03 The Quirkfetch Kid Atmospheric thriller a cut above many sensational forerunners & w/ more interesting theme. 4 stars
10/24/03 German Kijel UNA BASURA!!! 1 stars
10/06/03 Gary A pile of trash! Skip it 1 stars
9/25/03 malcolm interesting ideas, but boring as hell 2 stars
9/23/03 krystin F'N HORRIBLE 1 stars
9/19/03 Rob B I love movies with Priests battling evil but this movie didn't have that. 1 stars
9/13/03 Gary I order this movie back in hell 1 stars
9/12/03 Kelie I loved this film, i went expecting nothing and came away with a great deal 5 stars
9/11/03 LoudChris A lame Christian fantasy. 2 stars
9/09/03 Cynthia murky, intermittently nasty, periodically incomprehensible, ultimately boring, what a mess 1 stars
9/09/03 spawnstar a cliche to the max, lousy acting, Eden should've screwed Alex 1 stars
9/09/03 Bob the man That shit sucks ass dick bicth! 1 stars
9/09/03 Jestyr parts of it were passable. but it was like watching 1/2 of a good movie..ok,more like a 1/4 2 stars
9/08/03 Hydrian Anti-climatic, no character development, and poorly written. 2 stars
9/08/03 Gryf first preview looked stylish, then its cgi crap WTF? Aren't most priests gay now though? 1 stars
9/07/03 Dawn Boring, stupid, slow. Not a single redeeming quality. 1 stars
9/07/03 Gary If you people watch this movie, you're gay 1 stars
9/06/03 adam cool 5 stars
9/06/03 mAsON wILLIaMs The longest 100 minutes of my life. Sloooow, arty, and poorly written. 2 stars
9/06/03 Joey saw it. Did not like it 1 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  05-Sep-2003 (R)
  DVD: 01-Feb-2005

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Australia
  19-Feb-2004




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