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Pretty Bad: 12.64%
Total Crap68.97%

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Street Fighter
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by rotten f. milk

1 stars

Greetings. I'm a fatass sumo wrestler, and I'm a camera man by night.

I feel bad, people. Really bad. My brother rented "STREET FIGHTER". And boy oh boy, it was funny, albeit for all the wrong reasons.

Ho boy, this movie sucked.

I mean Chun Li... God, after watching her, I was wondering why Dan Rather doesn't kick people's ass more often. That character was soooooo awful. Hell, in the video game, she's shit. What's her move again? She kicks a lot. Whoop de doo.

And where was Ken and Ryu? They were like, B characters. They're the fucking star of the game! And how come they didn't do that, "HA DOO KEN" shit they do in the game? These guys sucked too! All together, they amount to shit.

And why does Sagat get to have guns and shit? Where's the fun in that? Street Fighter the game is all about fire-y projectiles and girls kicking fast and bloated fatasses punching fast. I mean, Sagat... isn't he supposed to be like, BIG and STRONG and shit? HE WASN'T LIKE THAT IN THE MOVIE! HE WAS A FUCKING TWIG.

And Jesus Christ, that Bison VS. Guile scene? You've got Jean Claude Van FUCKING Damme, the epitome of fitness, what with bulging muscles, no fat, he can fucking do the splits, for fucks sakes. And here's Guile, kicking the shit out of Raul Julia. A gaunt little man clad only in gym mats. I wasn't going, "WOO HOO! LOOK AT THE BAD GUY DIE!". Hell no. The fight was like pitting a rottweiler against a poodle. Only the rottweiler has a fucking BAZOOKA strapped to his back.

And why does Van Damme, who plays the All American Guile have a French accent? The casting director should be shot and fed to the prairie chickens.

I feel sorry for Raul Julia. What a shitty movie to close your career in.

Streetfighter: THE EQUATION Bad Actors + Non-existent Plot, oh fuck it. It equals PURE SHITE

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User Comments

8/12/11 chris A fun parody of the game, no way those lines were intentional 4 stars
11/24/09 Albert Valentin Very funny adaptation. Miscasting galore and needs a reboot 2 stars
3/10/09 Jeff Wilder A big budget piece of nothing. Raul Julia was the best thing about it. 1 stars
7/27/08 The Dork Knight Superbly well-acted, powerful performances, great fx. 1 stars
12/14/07 Jason Worst movie ever! Better SFX on a 70's Dr Who show. I want my money back! 1 stars
10/11/07 Charles Tatum Couldn't even finish it- poor Raul Julia RIP 1 stars
5/07/07 Cindy this movie is ridiculous 1 stars
2/16/07 johnnyfog Cool have been cool, but the only people who matter are Guile and Bison. Why so many? 2 stars
10/23/06 WTF Here's my review of this movie. *takes shit on floor* 1 stars
9/28/06 Phiuk Yiu The guy that made this movie should get his ass kicked, shot up and thrown into a lions den 1 stars
7/18/06 David Cohen Even for a movie based on an arcade game, this was bad 1 stars
4/21/06 Sugarfoot An embarrassment! 1 stars
4/07/06 Aldo it's soo bad its actually enjoyable.. 3 stars
1/14/06 JM Synth So silly, its hard not to enjoy (at least for me). Bison Rules! 4 stars
1/02/06 cody a ok action flick based on game, the only good thing about this flick the humor jean claude 2 stars
12/12/05 Dan Van Damme gives a performance that would embarass an actor in an elementary school play! 1 stars
10/11/05 Wisamane LMAO! omg its worth looking at, it will have you laughing, aww hollywood your so funny :+) 4 stars
8/26/05 ES What the hell did you think it would be? 1 stars
7/23/05 Duffyboy666 What the fuck does Rane Julia think he's playing at? Anyone who buys this should be shot! 1 stars
7/09/05 Moctezuma What a joke 1 stars
3/05/05 Felipe Barbosa da Cunha About the Sequel 2 stars
11/15/04 tarantinonut44 this is the worst movie ever, worse than Mortal Kombat Annihilation! 1 stars
10/15/04 blue IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED!!! 1 stars
10/01/04 Remy UGHHH....... 2 stars
6/28/04 Dhailsim I laughed so hard. It was crap and i love it. such a geme 5 stars
3/24/04 Ken Stryker Since When Is Guile A French Speaking Soldier 1 stars
2/18/04 Whatevr Worst movie ever 1 stars
12/17/03 God WHY WHY WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY???? 1 stars
8/04/03 God No comment 1 stars
6/07/03 Kevin L. Clay, Jr. I loved it. 5 stars
5/20/03 Marlon H street fighter the movie rocks!!! 5 stars
3/12/03 Shao Kahn fatality 2 stars
2/06/03 Dave Oh dear 1 stars
1/01/03 Jack Sommersby Passable, undemanding, somewhat colorful entertainment. 3 stars
10/31/02 Cocky Mortal Kombat was SO much better than this piece of horse shit. 1 stars
10/11/02 SiliconHero This movie would have been MUCH better without Jean-Claude Van Dumbass. 1 stars
7/21/02 Dyan Being a chick dat I am, Van Damme is hot, but has no acting ability whatsoever!!! 4 stars
3/16/02 Sugarfoot Even for Van Damme this is a low point. JUNK 1 stars
2/27/02 AnnJoLeenah Ouch! I almost fainted throw this movie- my favourite game became a huge lot of crap in hre 2 stars
1/05/02 Magnum Craphole Interesting colors: like vomit on celluloid. And equally as nauseating. 1 stars
11/30/01 Cookie Cutter Laughably awful piece of crap that can't even stay true to the videogame. 1 stars
10/16/01 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The movie is has its moments... But the truth is the story is too stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 stars
8/15/01 Henry Ginsberg What were you expecting?an action classic? 2 stars
7/09/01 Caligula so bad it led me to paranoid schizophrenia 1 stars
5/19/01 Thrillhouse This movie is so bad, it's funny. Talk about a awful cast and cheezy acting 1 stars
5/13/01 Spankachu sure this was bad, but hey Mortal Kombat 2 was worse 1 stars
4/16/01 nAtAsHa i don't care about how the movie goes, but as far as i'm concerned, ryu and ken is so cute 3 stars
4/01/01 Monster W. Kung I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. 1 stars
3/28/01 Rampage what a load of B.S. (bullshit) Those of you who like it are idiots! 1 stars
3/25/01 Monster W. Kung Van Damme, let me tell you something. Your movies SUCK. And this SUCKED even worse. 1 stars
3/24/01 Alex Ok, bad castig + bad script= shit 1 stars
2/15/01 lisa this movie is so bad that it's amusing. ryu's abs is the only good bit. 2 stars
1/02/01 Destruction Worker This is my friends favorit movie, next to the Bone Collector and Dune. I pity da fool! 1 stars
11/29/00 Cristopher Revilla whoever rates this higher is a fucking retard, that means david, jed and joshua!! assholes! 1 stars
9/25/00 Kyle If you think Titanic is "Bad" this one sucks in sheer magnatude 1 stars
9/22/00 Joshua T. Hey, c'mon. It wasn't as cheesy and hard to watch as Mortal Kombat. 4 stars
9/14/00 Ground Zero It's movie garbage taken to the max! Avoid at all costs! JCVD is a no-skill hippie! 1 stars
9/12/00 Jed Not a bad movie at all. Julia is great as bison. 4 stars
4/29/00 Pansy David Rogers, your rating shows that you're a dope, JCVD needs to get a freakin' life! 1 stars
3/16/00 Richard Wright Cheesily entertaining. Fight scenes are hilarious, as are attempts at pathos near the end. 2 stars
3/09/00 David Rogers The best of any video game that turned into a movie. A must see. 5 stars
3/09/00 Mr. Kramitall Oh my God! Bitchslap that Van Damme! 1 stars
1/09/00 Hangman Thank god I did not see this smelly fucking shit in the theater otherwise I would have hang 1 stars
12/23/99 Reel Slasher who the fuck casted Geronimo as Sagat? 1 stars
11/10/99 JED! Ignore the backlash folks this isn't bad! 3 stars
10/17/99 Mr. Invincible Hey Van Damme! Get another carrer, you sorry-ass yutz! 1 stars
10/03/99 Joe Schmoe shit 1 stars
5/27/99 GothamDK This movie was a waste of film. Embarassed to have seen it. 1 stars
5/10/99 Ah Dooey Even worse than Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1 stars
10/24/98 Kwyjibo An utter disgrace. Sets looke dlike cardboard, actors looked wimpy, fights & script sucked. 1 stars
9/06/98 Young Einstein This could have been as good as Bloodsport, only they treated the audience like morons. 1 stars
8/31/98 Matt why was Deejay such a scrawny little wuss?? 1 stars
8/25/98 The Capital City Goofball "HAA DOOOO KEN!" 1 stars
8/20/98 The Man With The Helmet Weird how people haven't flocked to bitch this out. It really was awful. 2 stars
8/14/98 {{{OZ}}} Minogue. Nuff said 3 stars
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