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Overall Rating
3.12

Awesome: 11.76%
Worth A Look: 5.88%
Average70.59%
Pretty Bad: 5.88%
Total Crap: 5.88%

2 reviews, 5 user ratings


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Battlefield Baseball
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by Charles Tatum

"This movie doesn't have enough balls"
3 stars

The exploitation fan in me could not wait to slam this sucker in the DVD player and be blown off the couch by wall to wall sick comedy and sicker gore. Instead, I was "mildly amused" for about an hour and a half.

Seido High School has an incredible baseball team. Everyone but nerdy student Four Eyes (Atsushi Ito) is at their best, and they are totally prepared for the big tournament coming up. Rumors spread around school about the new student transferring in, Jubeh (Tak Sakaguchi), and then the school's principal Kocho gets horrific news.

Seido will be playing Gedo High School in the tourney's opening round. Gedo is made up of monstrous, gray skinned zombies who literally kill their opponents. Jubeh is spotted playing a new kind of baseball- fighting baseball- and is recruited to join the team (think Jackie Earle Haley in the original "The Bad News Bears"). Jubeh refuses, singing a song about why (his father was killed in a game of catch), and Seido is annihilated by Gedo.

Our heroic team bands together to play Gedo again, complete with Jubeh, some robotics, and touching narration explaining the bigger philosophies of the game...from a dog.

With the cool DVD cover, I was expecting something completely different. Yes, there are some laughs in "Battlefield Baseball." The Head Teacher who is in a constant state of hysterics. Jubeh's tortured turmoil at going back to baseball. The hilarious cheerleaders. Jubeh's family reunion. The constant use of slapstick. All kind of funny. The gore is badly done, though. The fake blood looks really fake, as does the fake body parts. The zombie make-up is cheap and unconvincing.

For a horror comedy, the film does not seem to get either one right. I wanted the gore and the laughs to be bigger and make an impression on my otherwise jaded conscience. Instead, I sat watching the film with a goofy grin on my face, and forgot it pretty soon after. Hot Sakaguchi looks like a Japanese Johnny Depp, and Yamaguchi's direction is over the top and often very clever.

Subversive Cinema does another good DVD job, with making-of features, a really goofy subtitled commentary, strange short films, and trailers. I wish the film had been as good as the hype and extras.

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originally posted: 05/04/05 00:25:00
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OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2004 San Francisco Horror Film Festival. For more in the 2004 San Francisco Horror Festival series, click here.

User Comments

12/03/05 Ralf Hard to endure on fast foreward. Newest entry in my "one of the 5 worst movies ever" 1 stars
6/04/05 Denise Gannon skip the main feature & watch "Ramen Baka Ichidai" (short film) first! it's better than BB! 4 stars
5/31/05 Dan Helmick If you're into self-abuse or paint thinner, watch this movie. 2 stars
8/20/04 Justin Hilarious 5 stars
6/06/04 Erg0n Cult movie fav 5 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  01-Jan-2003 (NR)
  DVD: 17-May-2005

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Directed by
  Yudai Yamaguchi

Written by
  Yudai Yamaguchi
  Gataro Man

Cast
  Atsushi Ito
  Tak Sakaguchi
  Hideo Sakaki



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