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Porky's Revenge
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by Hawkboy

"Now, all we can hope for is the prequels."
1 stars

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

OK, the people in this movie, what are they, like 30? The first movie in this series was at least halfway decent and had some goofy sex jokes. This movie just plain sucks.

For Example: Ms. Balbricker, the fat gym teacher (who I thought was supposed to be a lesbian), is reunited with her lost love, a fat guy in a sailor's hat. Willie Nelson sings "Can't Help Falling in Love" as the two fat people run towards each other in slow motion. Now, the comedic potential of this scene is obvious to everyone, even blind people.

Fatties hit each other, fall down.

One fatty trips and falls down, the other fatty falls on top.

Fatty sees leg of lamb, forgets about other fatty, heads to buffet table.

Skinny girl in bikini shows up, male fatty forgets about female fatty, chases after bikini girl a la Benny Hill.

Take your pick. They'd all be funny. It's an easy call. Which does the movie pick? NONE OF 'EM! They hug each other, kiss, Willie keeps singing, then the scene ends. Are we supposed to be happy, merely because the Fatties are happy in love? NO! We want to laugh, damn you! LAUGH! Just give us SOMETHING, for God's sake!

Oh, yeah, and there's a plot about basketball or something.

Rent a porno.

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User Comments

4/10/10 Josie Cotton is a goddess Funny, but not as much as the first two 4 stars
1/30/05 Jeff Anderson Worse than part 2. The only notable thing about this bad sequel is the terrific soundtrack. 2 stars
12/08/01 steve meyer it was great 5 stars
7/15/01 officer 412/l Give me the original any day. Just don't bother 1 stars
4/01/01 Andrew Carden The only really good one in the series. 4 stars
11/17/00 Bender Its just a good-natured movie. I still enjoy the misadventures of these guys. Better than 2 4 stars
4/14/00 Blade What Happened to Micky and Tim?! 3 stars
4/01/00 Judd Botcher The best movie since Virtual Encounters!! 5 stars
2/07/00 steve layne As good if not better than the first one 4 stars
7/10/99 Jig What a hunk o Shit 1 stars
12/18/98 The Dude A classic high school movie 4 stars
12/08/98 Binky Ugh. 1 stars
11/24/98 Lord Of The Dunce Hawkboy's review sums it up completely. Abysmal. Comedy without comedy. Ugh. 1 stars
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  22-Mar-1985 (R)
  DVD: 22-May-2007



Directed by
  James Komack

Written by
  Ziggy Steinberg

  Dan Monahan
  Wyatt Knight
  Tony Ganios
  Mark Herrier
  Kaki Hunter
  Scott Colomby

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