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Overall Rating
1.63

Awesome: 12.5%
Worth A Look: 0%
Average: 0%
Pretty Bad: 12.5%
Total Crap75%

1 review, 2 user ratings


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Sex, Secrets & Lies
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by Scott Weinberg

"Skinemax dreck of the boringest kind."
1 stars

You know all that 'in-between' stuff in porno movies that everyone always skips past? You know: the plot, the dialogue, the talking, the keeningly awful attempts at dramatic emotion. All that stuff?

It's now available for you in one convenient package called Sex, Secrets & Lies! Odd that these movies are always plot-heavy in a way that would stymie real actors - let alone soft-core head-bobbers hoping for a mainstream crossover.

I digress. Everybody needs to pay the rent.

Anyway, this one's about a housewife and what happens after her loving husband tries to strangle her to death. He of course fails and ends up on the receiving end of a fireball at the bottom of a cliff.

Or does he?

See, if you even CARE then that means you need to see more movies. And not movies like Sex, Secrets & Lies.

The understandably distraught (new) widow leans on slutty best friends for support before beginning to confide in a busty therapist. Then a plot twist happens and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

See? That's what happens when you make soft-core porn and only include 9% soft-core porn. The only conceivable audience for this one is a horny 14-year-old hoping for a little onscreen jiggle before Mom and Dad get home.

Even THAT kid would hate this movie! Heck, it's only 70-some minutes and I bet they still charge full price for it!

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originally posted: 05/03/04 19:41:19
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User Comments

5/03/06 V MAN I'm gonna give it a good rating ONLY because that movie's lurkin' for a jerkin' 5 stars
12/23/04 jkh ug 2 stars
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USA
  19-Apr-2003

UK
  N/A

Australia
  02-Aug-2003


Directed by
  Stan Allen

Written by
  Elena Shuman

Cast
  Shayla LaVeaux
  Julia Parton
  Mandy Fisher
  James Bonn
  Robert Baldwin
  Amber Newman



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