You know all that 'in-between' stuff in porno movies that everyone always skips past? You know: the plot, the dialogue, the talking, the keeningly awful attempts at dramatic emotion. All that stuff?It's now available for you in one convenient package called Sex, Secrets & Lies! Odd that these movies are always plot-heavy in a way that would stymie real actors - let alone soft-core head-bobbers hoping for a mainstream crossover.
I digress. Everybody needs to pay the rent.
Anyway, this one's about a housewife and what happens after her loving husband tries to strangle her to death. He of course fails and ends up on the receiving end of a fireball at the bottom of a cliff.
Or does he?
See, if you even CARE then that means you need to see more movies. And not movies like Sex, Secrets & Lies.
The understandably distraught (new) widow leans on slutty best friends for support before beginning to confide in a busty therapist. Then a plot twist happens and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
See? That's what happens when you make soft-core porn and only include 9% soft-core porn. The only conceivable audience for this one is a horny 14-year-old hoping for a little onscreen jiggle before Mom and Dad get home.Even THAT kid would hate this movie! Heck, it's only 70-some minutes and I bet they still charge full price for it!