"Career-challenged former TV stars hump a lot. Enjoy."
It’s tough to imagine a greasier, hairier version of Mickey Rourke but that's precisely what Richard Grieco has become. Why soft-core filmmakers choose to cast slovenly slobs as their leading men is simply beyond my comprehension, but for the ladies out there who get turned on by the “amazingly unshowered look”, "Sexual Predator" may be some kind of astounding aphrodisiac.And for the guys, we got… Angie Everhart. She does get naked and she IS a wretched actor. Lots of guys think she’s extremely sexy. I think she’s not. Sure she’s hotter than Selma Diamond, but she’s nothing to spend 90 wretched minutes with.
And ‘wretched’ is a fairly accurate way to describe Sexual Predator.
As the film opens, Greasy Grieco is strangling a woman to death while they have sex. Since the courts decide it was an accidental death caused by freaky-ass sex, Grieco is slapped on the wrist and assigned to parole officer Sexy McLonglegs (Everhart). The pair start out at each other’s throats and end up at each other’s crotches.
We get to see it all.
There are two essential components to the “soft-core cable flick”; one is the generally abysmal Plot Stuff, and the other is the Moodily Lit Moment of Hump. In rare cases, the sex scenes are actually erotic and effective. In even rarer cases, the Plot Stuff is somewhat compelling or interesting. In the case of Sexual Predator, everything simply sucks. The acting is as atrocious as one would expect from such a movie, the meandering script feels as if it were concieved by a computer program (an old one), and the erotica is particularly bland. Mainly because they all have that awful Grieco guy in them.And when you fail at making bare breasts and plump butts somewhat interesting, I shudder to think of what the rest of the film looks like. If you happen to come across this one late at night and you think it might be good for a sexual thrill, do yourself a favor and download some porn instead.