"The inevitable result when a porn star tries out 'acting'."
Hey, strippers are getting killed by a psycho killer...and it's up to one plucky rump-shaker to stand up for herself and kick some serial butt!What a gre...
Oh, it's been done before? A hundred times before and a thousand times better? Well, surely this one has ample nudity and jolts to keep me entert...
Then I bet there's a handful of formerly popular actors on board, a few lingering has-beens desperate just to pay the phone bill. Right?
Ah. Former porn star Syren, eh? That's it?
Astute aficionadoes of true cinema crap will note a few stray breasts flopping about here and there, but the plot's way too familiar to offer any surprises - and the anemic cast doesn't help matters much.
Unless you're the sort who applauds every porn star's attempt to 'go mainstream' there's nothing here worth seeing.The rest of us will stick with straight porn.