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  Topic: J.D. Salinger dies
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 6
Views: 19437

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:03 pm   Subject: J.D. Salinger dies
Hey, I was gonna introduce this thread. Well, shit.

RIP, JD. Watch out for those lousy movies.

And be nicer to your women in your next life.

And stop tracking mud all over my nice clean kit ...
  Topic: This Thing On?
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 40802

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:31 am   Subject: This Thing On?
Danielle - Woman, you know damn well Bob doesn't know what the hell that is. But, if you wanna play dress up.. Bob wouldn't mind wearing your panties on his head. Wink

Dirty or clean?
  Topic: This Thing On?
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 40802

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:41 am   Subject: This Thing On?
Yeah, we'll have to do Wendy's, Bob, and the dollar menu at that...I'm about fifteen dollars away from being broke as a joke.

To compensate, I'll dress up as one of the bitches from this show: htt ...
  Topic: This Thing On?
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 40802

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 3:10 pm   Subject: This Thing On?
OMG, BOB! Well hello, stranger. I'm surprised a seat on your lap would still be in play, I've been MIA for so long.

Hope you've put whoring out of business South of the Border; you've earned it. ...
  Topic: Scenes that fuck you up...
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 13
Views: 23290

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:54 pm   Subject: Scenes that fuck you up...
::SPOILERS??::

The Mist: Mrs. Carmody & her congregation dispatch the soldier.

One Hour Photo: No particular scene, just the aesthetic of the whole movie. Everything was so bright and tidy ...
  Topic: This Thing On?
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 40802

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:26 pm   Subject: This Thing On?
God, ghost town much?

Testing, testing...
  Topic: Random thoughts of the day...
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 4
Views: 14338

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:50 am   Subject: Random thoughts of the day...
Okay. This one's been busting my hump on and off since I was old enough to reason.

Back to the Future. Evidently Marty fucks with the circumstances leading to his parents' romance to the point wh ...
  Topic: Juno
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 27
Views: 65444

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:48 am   Subject: Juno
  Topic: Juno
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 27
Views: 65444

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:56 am   Subject: Juno
Haven't seen it yet (I'm poor), but I have read two Diablo Cody articles in as many magazines, and the thing about her is, when she's discussing Molly Ringwald's Pretty in Pink character turning her p ...
  Topic: Random thoughts of the day...
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 4
Views: 14338

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:51 am   Subject: Random thoughts of the day...
While I'm sure this has been addressed before...

The Little Mermaid. Right? Loses her tail, loses her voice, her two pets drag her up to the shore...from the waist down she's become human, yet th ...
  Topic: i thought I'd say...
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 20
Views: 60616

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:45 pm   Subject: i thought I'd say...
It's a little-known fact that this redneck lost his Anal Virginity™ to yours truly. At least, he thinks he did.

Yes, Bobby, I'm saying that was a real dick, and I'm saying that I mail-ordered it ...
  Topic: Hi, I'm Matthew and I have scoleciphobia
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 19
Views: 78645

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:27 am   Subject: Hi, I'm Matthew and I have scoleciphobia
Daddy longlegs (good luck finding a proper name for that). Not total arachnophobia, not spiders in general, but specifically daddy longlegs. I've been known to run screaming. It's not pretty.

An ...
  Topic: BOOKS!
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 23
Views: 77259

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:49 am   Subject: BOOKS!
(Somebody reccommend a good horror author. I'm in the mood to go back to my roots.)


I loved "Heart-Shaped Box" by Joe Hill. I don't read a lot of horror novels, so I'm probably not the ...
  Topic: BOOKS!
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 23
Views: 77259

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:19 am   Subject: BOOKS!
What am I reading? Atwood, Atwood, and more Atwood. That's what I call Chick Lit. I don't know why she's described as a "feminist author", however, unless it's simply because her work cen ...
  Topic: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 31081

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:06 am   Subject: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Yeah, well, if they'd bothered to read the novella--a whole one-hundred-something-odd pages, would've taken the rest of their lives---they might've known better. Might have. The Fog was a supernatur ...
  Topic: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 31081

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:15 am   Subject: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
I can't even read any of the damn reviews in fear of the ending being revealed.

The mist is a sled.

I was drinking a beer and that actually made me do a spit-take. You asshole. Sti ...
  Topic: Halle Berry is a racist.
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 7
Views: 19015

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:08 am   Subject: Halle Berry is a racist.
Here's a tip: If you want somebody to look "beyond" your race (or sexual orientation or what-have-you), don't bring it up every other goddamn minute.
  Topic: Retrospective Oscars - 1995
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 17
Views: 32979

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:34 pm   Subject: Retrospective Oscars - 1995
Used to be, anytime a man played a retard or a woman played a whore, they were halfway to Oscar City on principle. Now the voters worship biopics; if you really want a statue, whatever you do, don't ...
  Topic: Halle Berry is a racist.
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 7
Views: 19015

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:23 pm   Subject: Halle Berry is a racist.
What do you expect from someone who ignores half her parentage because, theoretically, the other half needs her more?

Rolling Eyes
  Topic: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 31081

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:14 pm   Subject: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Ouch. Sorry I botched the protocol, dude, don't bring a SWAT team down on me or anything.
  Topic: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 16
Views: 31081

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:44 pm   Subject: Re: The Mist (POTENTIAL SPOILER)
The soldier's death in the supermarket: one of the most genuinely disturbing scenes in recent mainstream horror history? Discuss.
  Topic: i thought I'd say...
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 20
Views: 60616

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:39 pm   Subject: i thought I'd say...
*Kidnaps a selection of Bob's Whores*

That'll teach you to blow my father in his sleep. Next time it's the horsewhip.



PS: Welcome, Veronica.
  Topic: The Theory of Everything
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 8
Views: 38894

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:10 pm   Subject: The Theory of Everything
Reserved Creator.

Trust issues, masculine mindset, stylish.

Duh.
  Topic: The Theory of Everything
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 8
Views: 38894

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:29 pm   Subject: The Theory of Everything
http://users.livejournal.com/__needfulthing/77625.html?mode=reply

Twisted Evil

And you?
  Topic: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
Danielle Ophelia

Replies: 28
Views: 64385

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:12 pm   Subject: Re: My gene pool loves crap. And yours?
My mom said Demolition Man was "cute."

Blame Sandra Bullock. All her movies are "cute", it's just a matter of degree.

Seaver: Unfortunately, my family labors under the del ...
 
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