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  Topic: cast your biopic
sledgehammer

Replies: 33
Views: 86712

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:48 am   Subject: cast your biopic
Sledgehammer is that you?


nope. i'm keeping a lower profile than joe frickin' piscopo right now. it is known to those w/vested interest in such knowledge, however, who it is.
  Topic: Favorite Movie Quotes
sledgehammer

Replies: 37
Views: 66174

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 12:54 pm   Subject: Favorite Movie Quotes
"'Drift, small guy.
'Drop dead, ape."
--Miller's Crossing.



"well...did he come or WHAT??!!"

(and/or)

"hey, be fair alright? EVERYONE...wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride."
...
  Topic: Golden Globe Nominees Announced
sledgehammer

Replies: 2
Views: 7890

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 12:28 pm   Subject: Golden Globe Nominees Announced
*laments the absence of "Scrubs"*

*cheers wildly for peter gabriel*
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 7:53 pm   Subject: Ramblings
you know, id keep my fucking mouth shut if y'all didnt get off so much on ganging up. frosty comes down on me unnecessarily, I call her on it, and then sporkgirl starts up like a fucking tag team. dom ...
  Topic: Other Critics' Top 10s
sledgehammer

Replies: 13
Views: 22334

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 3:10 pm   Subject: Other Critics' Top 10s
[quote="TheAngryJew"]These guys mean as much to legitimate criticism as my cock has to do with the Macy's Christmas parade. (i.e. not much)

Rolling Stone will always back the studio flicks, cuz th ...
  Topic: Chilly Down
sledgehammer

Replies: 12
Views: 36370

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:29 pm   Subject: Chilly Down
tough call.

qualifying question: if i went with B, would I have to don that godawful devil-head-with-horns thing like Curry or could I get away with just a pointed beard?
  Topic: Your Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Films
sledgehammer

Replies: 32
Views: 61854

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:25 pm   Subject: Your Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Films
Dude, I wouldn't shoot you for Like Father Like Son, but I bet someone might try to string you up for Cops and Robbersons.

I know, but i figured asking for lenience on THAT one was like handing som ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 2:15 pm   Subject: Ramblings
this thread could have ended days ago is dani and her boytoy hadn't kept it going. that said, i agree it's time to force them to not respond by locking the thread, since they clearly cannot control th ...
  Topic: Your Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Films
sledgehammer

Replies: 32
Views: 61854

PostForum: General Movie Talk   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 8:02 am   Subject: Your Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Films
Heavy Metal

Spaceballs

Like Father, Like Son (please don't shoot me...)

Cops and Robbersons

Mannequin


*slinks away in unmitigated shame*

*maybe*

*possibly*

*you'll have to wo ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 7:52 am   Subject: Ramblings
yeah, OK. i was attempting whimsy, but apparently only your brand of it works around here? don't worry, im not continuing this under any circumstances after what's already happened, so if you'd like t ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2002 5:22 am   Subject: Ramblings
no. not on this board, far as i can tell.

but then, a) perhaps thats not such a bad thing for her.

b) this board does not the planet make.

*blinks*/*runs away*
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:05 am   Subject: Ramblings
Probably because the women weren't trying to get you in bed.[/quote]


actually, from what i know quite a few HAVE tried.

I still manage a monopoly though. *knocks on wood/gets a few splinters* ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 3:35 pm   Subject: Ramblings
some catching up and explanation of the reason im still wrting at all, even though i said i wouldnt and really dont want to.

somehow, i managed to start a fucking cyclone which has been steadily wo ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2002 1:14 am   Subject: Ramblings
actually benny, i WAS done. Danielle posted as me by accident. and clarified thereof. (doesnt take a genius, genius.) but, you have your wish. I wont be having any more to do with this place. far as i ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:10 pm   Subject: Ramblings
Okay, y'all shut the fuck up. Seriously, this little controversy just started and it's already wearing thin. I'm sorry the subject of my skills as a fellatrix ever even came up...it wasn't my goddam ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:51 pm   Subject: Ramblings
1) the intial post i wrote was actually serving a purpose very few of you are, or will become, aware of. Because its target was very specific.

that notwithstanding:

2) Is it mature to make a car ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:01 pm   Subject: PS
far as what constitutes greatness...in my (chronically unlucky) experience, there seemed to be an ability to realise that there is a limit to 'wet is wonderful'. at a certain point, you cant feel jack ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 1:57 pm   Subject: Ramblings
THANK YOU. for finding something to laugh at in that post.

PEOPLE TAKE ME TOO SERIOUSLY....will undoubtedly be my frickin' epitaph.
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:37 am   Subject: Ramblings
well, mr. ben.

only the sexually frustrated respond that way.

FYI, I was TOLD to say that. we thought it was FUNNY. funny, as in.....HUMOUR???

also FYI, I'm not 15, i'm 32. and I'm pretty sur ...
  Topic: Ramblings
sledgehammer

Replies: 89
Views: 207596

PostForum: Off-Topic Chat   Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 1:57 am   Subject: hey....hi.....
*is the Michael in question*


yesandbutALSO.....


*has been given clearance to post the following as a) what i hope will be an effective intro, and b)what i know to be absofrikinlutely true.* ...
 
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