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Poetry for the stoned insomniac

 
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TheAngryJew
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 3:37 am    Post subject: Poetry for the stoned insomniac Reply with quote

I find that sometimes late at night

A little rhyming just feels right

Writing's fun and farts smell good

The rhymes are right; you wish you would

And so I thought Why not a thread...

Where monkeys could unloose their head

and communicate in rhyme or verse

I stole 8 bucks from my sister's purse

No Dickinson or Dumb Haiku

Just stuff that rhymes like red and....blue

I wonder if this thread is wise

Unlikely I'll get three replies

But if you'd like to be a poet

or have a breast to tell and show it

Participate to your heart's content

I gotta go. my Wookie's bent.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silly, silly Scott
Don't you know?
All rhyming poetry sucks

The zippo clicks,
The leaf is sparked,

Sweet herb,
you bring me solace
against the lonely nights

Sweet bud, you breathe
the dragon's breath of joy

I wish I had some of you here
Alas I'm left with smokes and beer
(I made that rhyming couplet just for you,
I love ya man, you stoned and pissed-off Jew!)
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 6:20 pm    Post subject: Okay. Reply with quote

So you're looking for wisdom,
A sage, rhyming pearl?
All you need know is this,
Scott really needs a girl.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's really mean
And actually quite true
I need a nice lady
To catch all this goo
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a guy named Scott
He liked to watch movies a lot
He only got laid
if the lady got paid
to take his backload in her slot
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