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David Cornelius · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

This has to be the greatest cover quote ever.

CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject:

"And if Sophie Favier liked turning big letters and American, she'd be Vanna White!"

David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:17 am Post subject:

"If you can still breath!" Oh, dear.

David Cornelius · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:39 pm Post subject:

1. Penn and Winslet, twins conjoined at the head. Ick.

2. Penn in the lower left, doing that "hold the imaginary ho's ass with your left hand, spank the air with your right hand, and say 'who's your daddy?' while doing a hip-hop dance." Ick again.

CharlesTatum · Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:33 am Post subject:

The most horrifying aspect of the cover is Earl Dittman's quote.

TheAngryJew · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:20 pm Post subject:

Looks like he has some nasty indigestion.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject:

Gone is the haunting simplicity of the poster (which the 2-disc version keeps, though), replaced by:

Horrid floating head crap, topped off by a half-smirk by Cage that seems to comically say, "Well, here we go again!"

MP Bartley · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:20 am Post subject:

The original poster for World Trade Center was the best thing about the whole damn film.
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CharlesTatum · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:34 am Post subject:

Did they lift Clive Owen's pic off a men's cologne ad?

"Buy 'Impotent', and you'll be glad you did"

CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject:

If I remember the box office correctly, most of "The Wicker Man" was not seen in the theaters!

CharlesTatum · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject:

UDM · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:51 am Post subject:

David Cornelius · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject:

MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!!!!

SonicXtreme · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject:

Good God, that's horrible.
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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject:

Eh, I've seen worse.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

Worst double dip cover ever? I vote yes.

David Cornelius · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:54 pm Post subject:

The downsized image here doesn't quite do the suckiness justice. You gotta see the DVD first-hand to truly soak it all in, in all its Zoomness. And what's with the new subtitle?

CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:27 pm Post subject:

My kindergartener and fourth grader saw the DVD ad for this on TV. Here is their actual conversation:

Jacob (kindergartener): I wanna see that!
Joshua (the all knowing fourth grader): Jacob, we've already seen "Sky High."

THE END

roll credits...

Smile

SonicXtreme · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

I'll go see Sky High again.
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:35 am Post subject:

You gotta be kidding me....

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David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject:

Um... what's Bale doing to that poor guy there?

Aside from being horrible on its own, this cover also boasts the worst Photoshopped heads ever.

Oz · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:49 am Post subject:

I was actually going to rent Harsh Times today, but that cover made me think twice.

Actually, it stopped me from thinking altogether and I just walked away.
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Rob Gonsalves · HBS Monkey Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 2024

Whose idea was it to start giving new DVD editions those cutesy-ass names?
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject:

Jesus. I'm psyched for a Trading Places SE, but c'mon already. It's not even like "looking good, feeling good" is all that memorable a line. How about the "From PERSIA!! Edition!" ?
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David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:47 am Post subject:

Oh, my. Oh, my my my indeed.