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Rob Gonsalves HBS Monkey


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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: |
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I always love it when the floating heads and the names don't match up. I like it better than this one, though:
 _________________ But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.
- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing. |
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David Cornelius HBS Monkey


Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 3401 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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I prefer the earlier version, considering its accuracy: Freeway was, after all, about a 50-foot-tall Kiefer Sutherland. |
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CharlesTatum

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 1107 Location: Bismarck, North Dakota
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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David Cornelius wrote: | Oh, my. Oh, my my my indeed.
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"The Thing With Two Heads"? _________________ Charles Tatum's Review Archive |
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MP Bartley HBS Monkey


Joined: 16 Jul 2002 Posts: 1818 Location: Sunderland, England
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:45 am Post subject: |
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Siskel and Ebert's quote on Rob's example is very...cleverly placed.
Ahem. _________________ "We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" |
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David Cornelius HBS Monkey


Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 3401 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: |
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So the movie is called The Siege and Bruce Willis? |
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Rob Gonsalves HBS Monkey


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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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I think every movie should be renamed like that. Even if he isn't in the film. Especially if he isn't in the film.
Schindler's List and Bruce Willis
Clerks and Bruce Willis
84 Charing Cross Road and Bruce Willis
Bob and Ted and Carol and Alice and Bruce Willis _________________ But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.
- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing. |
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Jason Whyte HBS Monkey

Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 386 Location: Victoria
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ "I talked to Jeremy Piven on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving showbusiness to pursue a career as a thermometer." -- David Mamet |
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Rob Gonsalves HBS Monkey


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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Here, have a classic and its shitty sequel! _________________ But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.
- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing. |
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MP Bartley HBS Monkey


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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: |
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Being John Malkovich and Bruce Willis _________________ "We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" |
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David Cornelius HBS Monkey


Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 3401 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you a DVD cover so awful, so horrid, so throw-up-in-your-mouth-ish, I can't even bother to paste it here.
Abondon hope, all ye who clicky here. |
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MP Bartley HBS Monkey


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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: |
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I never realised how big he was in real life. _________________ "We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" |
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Oz HBS Monkey


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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Does it really call itself the "Tom Hanks' Extended Cut"?
I've heard of odd names for circumcised penii, but... _________________
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CharlesTatum

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David Cornelius HBS Monkey


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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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I love how they took the classic artwork and tried to make a complete face for Pacino. Whose lips are those? (Or is he the mouthless sister from Twilight Zone: The Movie, merely borrowing some puckers from Photoshop?) |
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CharlesTatum

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MP Bartley HBS Monkey


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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:45 am Post subject: |
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Why does Kevin Smith look like he's just left a really smelly shit in someone's toilet? _________________ "We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" |
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Rob Gonsalves HBS Monkey


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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:20 am Post subject: |
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MP Bartley wrote: | Why does Kevin Smith look like he's just left a really smelly shit in someone's toilet? |
Doesn't he always? _________________ But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.
- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing. |
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TheAngryJew HBS Monkey


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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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I believe that's called "sheepish." _________________ Scott Weinberg |
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David Cornelius HBS Monkey


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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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That's just... I feel ill. |
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CharlesTatum

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TheAngryJew HBS Monkey


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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ Scott Weinberg |
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CharlesTatum

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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You got that right, how many children are actually in this thing? _________________ Charles Tatum's Review Archive |
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TheAngryJew HBS Monkey


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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:40 am Post subject: |
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 _________________ Scott Weinberg |
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CharlesTatum

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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Bernie Mac looks so moved by this film, he is about to break into tears.
 _________________ Charles Tatum's Review Archive |
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MP Bartley HBS Monkey


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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 4:12 am Post subject: |
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"Inspirational...will make your fingers touch the back of your throat" _________________ "We hate the French! We fight wars against the French! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?" |
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