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Rob Gonsalves · HBS Monkey Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 2024

I always love it when the floating heads and the names don't match up. I like it better than this one, though:

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David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject:

I prefer the earlier version, considering its accuracy: Freeway was, after all, about a 50-foot-tall Kiefer Sutherland.

CharlesTatum · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject:

MP Bartley · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:45 am Post subject:

Siskel and Ebert's quote on Rob's example is very...cleverly placed.

Ahem.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:30 am Post subject:

So the movie is called The Siege and Bruce Willis?

Rob Gonsalves · HBS Monkey Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 2024

I think every movie should be renamed like that. Even if he isn't in the film. Especially if he isn't in the film.

Schindler's List and Bruce Willis

Clerks and Bruce Willis

84 Charing Cross Road and Bruce Willis

Bob and Ted and Carol and Alice and Bruce Willis
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But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.

- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing.

Jason Whyte · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

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Rob Gonsalves · HBS Monkey Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 2024

Here, have a classic and its shitty sequel!
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But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.

- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing.

MP Bartley · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:02 am Post subject:

Being John Malkovich and Bruce Willis
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David Cornelius · Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject:

Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you a DVD cover so awful, so horrid, so throw-up-in-your-mouth-ish, I can't even bother to paste it here.

Abondon hope, all ye who clicky here.

MP Bartley · Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:43 am Post subject:

I never realised how big he was in real life.
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Oz · Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:50 am Post subject:

Does it really call itself the "Tom Hanks' Extended Cut"?

I've heard of odd names for circumcised penii, but...
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CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject:

Dang, I used to like that movie.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

I love how they took the classic artwork and tried to make a complete face for Pacino. Whose lips are those? (Or is he the mouthless sister from Twilight Zone: The Movie, merely borrowing some puckers from Photoshop?)

CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject:

Look out! Giant Al Pacino!! Ahhhh!

Shocked

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MP Bartley · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:45 am Post subject:

Why does Kevin Smith look like he's just left a really smelly shit in someone's toilet?
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject:

I believe that's called "sheepish."
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David Cornelius · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

That's just... I feel ill.

CharlesTatum · Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject:

Matt Damon is...Zoolander!

Sad

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TheAngryJew · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject:

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CharlesTatum · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject:

TheAngryJew · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:40 am Post subject:

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CharlesTatum · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject:

Bernie Mac looks so moved by this film, he is about to break into tears.

Crying or Very sad

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MP Bartley · Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 4:12 am Post subject:

"Inspirational...will make your fingers touch the back of your throat"
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