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Danielle Ophelia
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Whoa. No hi, kiss my ass, nothing? Welcome back? Where the hell have you been? After nearly three years?
Weird. 
So who exactly have I offended this time, and how? (ididn'tdoitnobodysawmedoityoucan'tproveanything)
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Big Ole Badass Bob
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Danielle - Woman, you have offended Bob, by not offering him your umply-dump-scrumptious pooper. 
But, you have until noon to make it up to him.  Damn it woman, you good!
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Danielle Ophelia
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| Big Ole Badass Bob wrote: | | Danielle - Woman, you have offended Bob, by not offering him your umply-dump-scrumptious pooper. |
For the last time, Bobby, quid pro quo. Stop pissing in every mailbox with a Jewish name on it, then we'll talk. 
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Danielle Ophelia
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Fine. 
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TheAngryJew
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Hey yeahhhh. Where the eff you been?
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Rob Gonsalves
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Dude, I've only been here for a little over a year, so...hi? Welcome back?
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Danielle Ophelia
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Scott: It's a long story. Getting bored, missing people, and a bit of real-time soap operatics (that actually don't involve myself, for a change) is what it boils down to. So how's it going? Ever hear a song called "88 Lines About 44 Women", by the Nails? Because I can't seem to stop listening to it this morning.
Rob: No worries. (Insert handshake here) Call me Dani. Good to meet you.
Speaking of which, I wish there was a way to change my username without registering for a whole new account, having recently arrived at the conclusion that my given name is in fact pretentious as all fuck.
Is there?
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David Cornelius
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| Oh, it's not like your name is Jasmine von Goth. I likes your name. Please do be keeping it. |
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Ben
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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welcome back!
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CharlesTatum
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Jeez, has it really been three years? Times flies when you overdose on meth...
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Rob Gonsalves
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| David Cornelius wrote: | | Oh, it's not like your name is Jasmine von Goth. |
Fuck you, my dad's name is Jasmine von Goth.
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| Danielle Ophelia wrote: | | Ever hear a song called "88 Lines About 44 Women", by the Nails? Because I can't seem to stop listening to it this morning. |
Let me guess, you keep waiting for the singer to mention you. (Damn song's annoying.)
I can't stop listening to this, which must be the best song of all time or the worst, I can't decide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo
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Danielle Ophelia
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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David: Hello and it's a pleasure. 
| David Cornelius wrote: | | Oh, it's not like your name is Jasmine von Goth. I likes your name. Please do be keeping it. |
Don't have much choice in the real-time world, as it were.
Danielle: French feminine variant of Daniel with a meaning nearly identical to the title of a 2Pac jam.
Ophelia: Of Greek origin, also the name of a pitiful Shakesperean wench who up and drowns herself.
I repeat: Pretentious. Nevertheless, I'm glad you like it. And I write that with no sarcasm whatsoever. Because despite my Mouth of Doom I am--mother fuck it!--rather nice.
UDM: Hmmm...
Xylla was an archetype
the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
Joan thought men were second best
to masturbating in a bath
Dani was a libertine
she really had that gift of gab
Kathleen's point of view was this
take whatever you can grab
Not bad at all.
PS: Thanks Ben, Charles...hope y'all saved some psychoactive substances for me.
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