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Jakarta
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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: It's Jokes |
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3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."
The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."
The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!" |
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Jakarta
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| Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| What do you have when you've got six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Answer: Not enough sand. |
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henrinaiara
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| Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:59 am Post subject: Re: It's Jokes |
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| Jakarta wrote: | 3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."
The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."
The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!" |
wkwkwk... ultra fast dad... the last kid must be very embarassed when know the truth lol... |
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smrtpants
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| Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:48 am Post subject: IN RETROSPECT... |
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Don't I seem less annoying overall?
Come on! |
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Jack Sommersby
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Here's the best movie joke of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utw0USHz-sU
(forward to 1:50)
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davidbroad
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| joke ? |
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