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Alex Paquin · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:29 am Post subject:

The Screenshot that Wasn't There?

Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Is that...Impulse? Bob's pretty damn sure it is. Twisted Evil

Jack - You must mean the World's largest magnifying glass then, son. Razz

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:56 am Post subject:

Excellent, anus-reaming Bobster! My, you have got more than 2 brain cells in that head of yours -- though it's the little head rather than the big head, with the emphasis on little.

1992 was a terrific year for film, with this one making my top-10 list...

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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Jack - Son, you is obsessed with ole Bob's Dookie Pounder™. Shocked

Now, quit trying to suck the pants off me and get back to trying to stump the Bobster™ with your screen shots.. you goofy little bastard. Razz

Ooh.. White Sands.

In Bob's opinion.. Willem Dafoe is a very underrated actor. Give the man an Oscar already. Evil or Very Mad

Shadow of the Vampire, yeah.. was an awesome movie.
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Alex Paquin · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:54 pm Post subject:

Um, Jack, I don't get it. The image in the "excellent police thriller" post above still appears as a broken link. I've tried reloading; nothing changes. I tried to view the image, and I'm getting a "Referral Denied" page. But Bob obviously could see it; could you explain why that is?

Jack Sommersby · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:05 pm Post subject:

Uh, no I can't, Alex. I got it from Google Images and I can see it as well as Bob. And I guess that one was too easy, Bobster. OK, I'll try one a bit more difficult -- though not as difficult as you trying to count from 1 to 4 without the help of one of your Oriental assassins!

Dancing

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CharlesTatum · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:03 pm Post subject:

The Stuff
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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Jack - Ole Bob concurs with the Chuckster.. it's The Stuff. You've also already done that movie here before. Razz

Uh, son.. Bob doesn't get help from those magic-eyed Oriental assassins. They're one of his sworn enemies.. you jerky little prick. Evil or Very Mad

Bob can count to two though.

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:54 am Post subject:

Uh, Bob, when I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

Razz

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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Jack - Son, when you want shit from Bob, you'll ask him to dry fist one of his Mexican whore's poopers, and you'll get it. Twisted Evil

Wait, not what you meant?? Rolling Eyes

That would be The Challenge. Wow, Bob thinks Scott Glenn should get back that awesome haircut.

Or not. Probably not. Those magic-eyed Orientals would violently assault his Meat Locker™ if he did. Shocked

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:47 am Post subject:

One of Frankenheimer's most underrated movies -- right up there with the excellent "Dead Bang." This was Glenn's first starring role, I think, and he made a stalwart hero. And, yes, the haircut is vicious-bad -- just like the smell of your hand undoubtedly is after your fisting sessions in an S&M bar right out of "Cruising."

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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Jack - Of course you liked Dead Bang.. Don Johnson is in it. Who doesn't like him? Shocked

Son, you is about to get the taste of the back of Bob's hand. Evil or Very Mad

My hand smells like a flower that has just bloomed. Well, an anal flower. Never mind that though. Razz

Ah, The Lords of Discipline.. good movie. The Bobster™ might just get you that invite some day to the Whore Mansion™ after all.

Provided that he doesn't go into another Hooch™ induced coma first.

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:24 am Post subject:

Well, you can definitely tell this is an '80s film what with the pinball machine in the background! By the way, the dorky-looking guy in the middle reminds me of you, Bobster!

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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

The Last American Virgin.. how odd they made a film about Jack's life. Razz

Hey, whoa.. Bob wears contacts you prick! Evil or Very Mad

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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

Jack Sommersby · Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:02 pm Post subject:

And here's a title of your premature-ejaculatory self's sexual stamina...

(Don't worry, though, Bobster -- I still dig ya. Well, as long as you promise to give my pie hole a good tickling, sailor.

)

Try this one...

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Big Ole Badass Bob · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 394 Location: Seattle, Texas

Jack - Son, Bob should just let his filthy Mexican whores tickle your taint with a chainsaw. How dare you show anything that has Luke Perry, let alone Stephen Baldwin in it. Evil or Very Mad

The Sword and the Sorcerer? Holy craptastic Shit Cannons™, Batman. Bob hasn't seen that in years.

Well, even if he had seen it recently.. he'd not know. Sometimes you gotta drink a case or 6 of Hooch™ a day. Hard to remember things.. even the simple ones.. like feeding your captive bitches. Razz

Oops. God damn it.. looks like Bob has to feed his Tiger Sharks some dead hos now. Mad

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:41 am Post subject:

How about sharing some of your captive bitches with someone who, unlike you, has more than, oh, 2 inches and something other than peanut-shell-size condoms to his name?

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Alex Paquin · Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:50 pm Post subject:

"Server not found."

Jack Sommersby · Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:55 am Post subject:

See if this one from the same film shows up for ya, because it's showing up on my computer...

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:38 pm Post subject:

Awwwww, have I stumped the 'ol Bobster? That's okay -- your beastality is still stumping behavorial scientists everywhere.

Razz

Maybe another case of Hooch will do the job!

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Jack Sommersby · Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:01 pm Post subject:

From "The Little Drummer Girl."

Next...

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