eFilmCritic

[Oz]

Yes, I said sponsor, not advertiser, because the good folks at Brookside Foods so totally dig the Hollywood Bitchslap brand that they're giving us 1.5% of all sales made at their online chocolate sales website in thanks for helping promote their brand.

Now, I'm not talking 1.5% of any business resulting from traffic we send them. I'm talking 1.5% of all the business they do, whether it comes from here or anywhere else.



Brookside is a Canadian company that has long been respected for their chocolate covered almond product line (they've got like 95% of the market in Canada, despite the millions Hershey has blown trying to usurp them), because their chocolates are made of only the best, healthiest and natural ingredients. But starting this December, they're branching out into the online world in a big way.

First of all, they're selling their good stuff at really good prices in bulk packages, which makes them a great source for a Christmas gift, especially if you don't want to stand in line at the post office sending boxes to your relatives.

But second, and most important of all, they're offering you...

FREE CHOCOLATES.

Yep, you can get a three pack sampler of their yummo chocolate stuff sent to your door, and all you pay is $3 postage and handling for the lot.

We at Hollywod Bitchslap/eFilmCritic have had a long history of assisting the little guys get bigger in whatever way we can, and helping an audience looking for something different connect with independent companies who are offering a good product.

Take a look at the Brookside website, try their great range of chocolates (come on, it's $3 for three bags!), and if you don't think they're the best chocolates you've ever purchased, Scott will streak at a Philadelphia Eagles game with "McNabb" painted on his ass.



Oh, one last thing, the proceeds from this sponsorship arrangement will go directly into paying for long-term and much-needed improvements on this website, and if the Brookside arrangement proves successful for all concerned, chances are we'll be losing those pesky pop-up ads that litter the front page. So take a look, and if something takes your fancy, or would make a great Christmas (or other related holiday event) present for someone you know, give 'em a try.

It's for a good cause, after all.

[TheAngryJew]

[Oz]

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