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[Thumb the Toad]

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

Thumb - Son, don't go crying and getting your tears all over the place.

If you're gonna cry, at least cry on some of Bob's busty bitches. That's the man way to do things.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[Thumb the Toad]

BAWB!

[Slyder]

Well... winter's here. Time to hibernate...
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Slyder
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I saw more movies at Sundance than Ben Lyons did!!!

You can tell me that I've got no class, look around you and see who's laughing last - Rush

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

Thumb - It took you two weeks to reply? You been into Bob's stash of Hooch™ again, son?

Slyder - Is that so? Bob would have thought you already were. You sneaky Mormons.. don't trust you.

If Bob could find where your cave was, he'd stop the hibernating process. That way.. you couldn't go into your evil cocoon, and emerge an even more powerful being.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[Jack Sommersby]

Hey, Booty-Obsessed Bob, you should know plenty about caves being that thats' about the only place your Neaderthal self would be allowed to stay what with your caveman-IQ and penchant for buggering -- women or men, doesn't make much of a difference, no?


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"Joe the Plumber -- you can quote me -- is a dumbass." -- Meghan McCain

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

Jack - Uh, son.. the Whore Mansion™ is not a cave.

It's only located by a set of them, in which the Whoremobile™ emerges from when this ole man fights crime at night.

Or, was it when he comes out to buy another case or 17 of Hooch™? That's not the point. The point is, you're not invited now for Thanksgiving.

Aww.. hell, you know Bob never stays mad at you. You a good man. I'll tell you what, I'll let you take home some leftover whores we never get to.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[smrtpants]

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

smrtpants - Yes, Bob is the mastermind behind this cold front.

Are you snowed in? If so, Bob will come and dig you out. Let me grab my tools, and I'll be right over, sugar pants.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[smrtpants]

[henrinaiara]

yeah... nobody posting here... where the hell everybody?

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

Bob cannot believe that nobody has posted here yet this year.

Well, at least when Bob goes into one of his drunken comas.. he won't miss much when he comes back.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[Jack Sommersby]

Don't guys in general who have drunken comas have really small tallywackers, Booty-Obsessed Bob?



(By the way, your Oriental babes have been sneaking over to my place while you're dozing away. I asked them if I could possibly measure up to you, and they said as long as a peanut shell could serve for protection, I'm A-OK on that front.)


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"Joe the Plumber -- you can quote me -- is a dumbass." -- Meghan McCain

[Big Ole Badass Bob]

Jack - Son, now how the hell should Bob know?
Look, just cause you gotta shower with other guys in prison.. that doesn't mean you check out a Dookie Pounder™.

Uh, Bob doesn't have any Oriental babes. He's got Mexican whores. What the hell is the matter with you?

Anyway, you might want to check those "babes" for tiny Asian wieners.
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A hole is a hole.. as long as there's some heat up in it, I'll throw a fuckin' on it.

[smrtpants]

FFS, somebody finally 'turned me on to':

http://xhamster.com/

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Pls don't banish me now, after everything else (from me) you've put up with...

However, if necessary, I will post a re-cant and official apology (after everyone's copied the url, that is...)

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My work here is done.
(Arms akimbo, legs apart, cape flapping in the breeze.)

[inevitablewilliam]

I am here and will make this place alive once again