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livealittle · Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 37 Location: Northern VA

That one looks a lot like this halloween drawing that I did in 2nd grade.

David Cornelius · Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject:

David Cornelius · Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject:

Do not look directly into the DVD cover. Wear protective goggles.

TheAngryJew · Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject:

Dude, that looks like the Mr. Sparkle box!
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I-K · Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject:

I feel subliminally manipulated towards dropping a whole bar full of muthafuckas.

TheAngryJew · Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject:

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y2mckay · Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:00 pm Post subject:

I dunno, they definitely show a lack of creativity, but I wouldn't call those last three "Hilariously Awful".

Well, okay THE ESCAPIST is borderline, but mostly for the silly title.
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Oz · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:23 am Post subject:

Worst. Cover. Ever.
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y2mckay · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 6:19 am Post subject:

Yeah, what's with the fucking dog? That's just retarded.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:06 am Post subject:

And the fuzzy-through-the-window thing makes it look like porn of some sort.

The only way to get over the badness of that it to trump it with:

petersob · HBS Monkey Joined: 06 Mar 2005 Posts: 769

On the "Into the Blue" cover, is it me or does it appear that Jessica Alba is attempting to swim upstream into her own crotch? I dunno-that could qualify as one of the greatest covers ever.
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:46 pm Post subject:

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Oz · Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject:

Charles Tatum · Joined: 04 Aug 2002 Posts: 1703

I think Nick Nolte's mugshot is scarier!

Oz · Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:56 am Post subject:

Foiled again by websites that refuse to share.

Aw.
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:28 am Post subject:

Fun stuff.

They shoulda quoted me on the DVD cover, tho. Obviously.
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y2mckay · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:27 am Post subject:

I just added it to my queue. I'll watch Franka Potente in just about anything.
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Kand El · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:16 am Post subject:

You know, I realize that I start every day now with a visit to this forum thread to just get a glimpse of "The Gingerbread Man" so I can get a smile in an increasingly long work day. Thanks Dave. That's some scatacular signage.
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject:

Ugh.
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TheAngryJew · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:23 pm Post subject:

Hehehee
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David Cornelius · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject:

Sadly, that Fifty Fifty cover is an improvement over the old VHS artwork.

Oz · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject:

You know what's really sad?

That you would KNOW that! Very Happy

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