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Destinee



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y2, yes hon, help yourself! Hey, I don't knock two women if they want to indulge in hot passionate monkey love. Just not MY thing. There is no substitution for the look, the smell and the FEEL of a man. I am sure there is a gay man out there going, "ooh chile, ain't it the truth?" Wink Wink


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2003 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Especially now that the Gay-law got overturned last night
allowing all homosexuals to have now legal sex in
the privacy of their own homes.

No wonder Strom croaked.

All in all, I'm for it. Some of the laws on the books are ridiculous.
Its not like their plugging away in their front yards!?!?!
If I'm in the privacy of my own domain, I'll fuck whatever
I want.....regardless of the law.
And on that same note,
I'll smoke whatever I want at home, gamble, snort, chew, cook, mow,
sell, buy, watch, rent, play, tease, whip, beat, spank, etc, etc
etc........
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smokers who smoke under NO SMOKING signs.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These shows on cable that tell us how much money a celebrity is making. Currently, VH1 and E! are covering the exact same material on Britney Spears. This is about as entertaining as the old "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

reality tv.

every last bit of it. it's useless garbage. but mostly, i hate that people watch it. because they give ratings. and that makes actual drama shows, actual fiction, actual storytelling, so much worse. "can you give me a kind of joe millionaire/the bachelorette type one hour drama?" oh, now we have to watch "miss match". thanks so much.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about RUDE public servants? Excuse me, but isn't it in your job description to be courteous and helpful? Anyone working with the public should know sight unseen that it is your DUTY not to be an asshole while on the job. We can't do anything about after work jerk offs.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pennies!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you hate when the only other guy who works opposite shifts from you on overnights walks out in the middle of a shift, meaning you are suddenly working five and six nights a week, then taking your kids on your nights off?

Then, your roommate buys a house, so you desperately look for an apartment while still trying to sleep during the day? This also means no access to his computer, so you must scope out the local library- where the patron to computer ratio is about 10000:1.

Then, your store announces there will be no more overnights after August 3, so you will be working in the early mornings (4AM), yet no one has any idea about schedules and the like?

Then, your parents announce their annual visit will fall on August 11, just after you start your new shift and hopefully find a cheap place to live?

Or is it just me?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom Daschle probably had it worse.

I STILL HATE PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:27 pm    Post subject: ---------- Reply with quote

Charles, my heart goes out to you, pal. I totally relate. I mean, the way bad things just continually pound down on me, they really need to rename Murphy's Law after me. The library part will be the worst; try sticking some money back for a used desktop -- they're pretty damn cheap compared to a few years ago.

Stay strong, my bud.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girls named:

Madison
Taylor
MacKenzie
Hunter
Austin
Mikayla (et.al)

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:31 pm    Post subject: -------- Reply with quote

Maegs, gotta disagree with you on babes named Madison. Ever since seeing a then-delectable Daryl Hannah in 1984's Splash with the name Madison, from age 14 I've found it quite adorable and sexy.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny. I think all of those names have been used by porn stars at one time or another. Is that the bone you have to pick with them, Maegs? (pun fully intended)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unisex names are cute. I happen to have one (no, not DESTINEE)and it is quite the conversation piece. Besides, when people see your name and they expect a male and YOU show up, it's kind of cool.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I do hate that people think my sons are named Joshua and Jacob because they are "in" names at the moment, when in fact they are family names.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:33 am    Post subject: -------------- Reply with quote

Besides, when people see your name and they expect a male and YOU show up, it's kind of cool.

Yeah, and when y2mckay is expecting a girl and a guy turns up, he's cool with that, too.

Twisted Evil

(By the way, ever since Brad Pitt's star-making turn in the ludicrous Legends of the Fall, his character's name, Tristan, was given to more damn babies than even I've managed to sire thus far!)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

y2mckay wrote:
Funny. I think all of those names have been used by porn stars at one time or another. Is that the bone you have to pick with them, Maegs? (pun fully intended)



Nah, I hate fad names period.

But those get my rant going....

Madison? Its the name of a dead president , what are you going to name your next girl, Buchannon? Polk? Garfield?
In Splash she named herself after an Avenue. I think I'll name my first girl Cesar Chavez Boulevard.

Taylor? I think you should have four girls and name them Taylor, Butcher, Baker and Candlestick maker.

Hunter? Name your next one Fletcher, that's cute.

Mackenzie? Its the name of a freaking Scottish clan. Name your next girl MacDonald, or Fergus. That works.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:36 am    Post subject: ------- Reply with quote

I recently learned my brother named his newborn son Paxton after fellow native Texan/actor Bill Paxton.

Can't argue with that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if people realize when they name their kids, that that is a moniker that sticks with them(for better or worse) for life. Some how I think what you name them kind of maps out their destiny.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:59 pm    Post subject: -------- Reply with quote

Totally disagree, Hot Stuff. After all, if that was the case, then my name would surely be Jack Studmuffin.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To: Jack Studmuffin

You can always change it, Ron Jeremy.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destinee wrote:
I wonder if people realize when they name their kids, that that is a moniker that sticks with them(for better or worse) for life. Some how I think what you name them kind of maps out their destiny.


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My name should have been Charles Bitter.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:05 am    Post subject: --------- Reply with quote

I've a better idea, Charles: how about Redstone?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destinee wrote:
Unisex names are cute. I happen to have one (no, not DESTINEE)and it is quite the conversation piece. Besides, when people see your name and they expect a male and YOU show up, it's kind of cool.
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PAT ??? Twisted Evil
Pat McRotch ?!?! Razz Razz

At quikie stop yesterday and total came to 10.01.....
I had a $10 bill and a $100 bill.....
I made that friendly gesture to give the 10 and no penny, but he
not obliging the deal.....
handing over the 100 made him think twice.

FUCKING PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Meat is Murder" bumper stickers. I recently saw one in the fucking Outback Steakhouse parking lot, in the name of all things right and logical. You don't know how difficult it was for me NOT to saunter right in there, order the biggest, sluttiest, rarest slab of steak on the menu, and parade around the restaurant eating it with my bare hands, like a Stanley Kubrick missing link.

Not that I'd be yanking anyone's chain too hard, as fileted cow muscle is some of the finest eatin' ever conceived by the human mind.

On the subject of names, I've found the perfect litmus test for any future parent. Does the title you have in mind sound better in conjecture with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States..." or "Now appearing onstage, XXX-capades proudly gives you..."?
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