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[laura]

Well, I thought it'd be extra funny if I just went ahead and really killed myself!
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[MrTinkles]

Now THAT would be some hardcore commitment to a joke.
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[laura]

speaking of
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[f*r*o*s*t*y]

I guess she's still getting special treatment.

Paris Hilton has been getting a princess’ treatment in jail following her undisclosed medical problem.

According to inmates, the 26-year-old is living in ‘Lean Cuisine’ style sleeping comfortably and eating roast beef, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken nuggets and fish that others would never get.

The jailbird has recently been shifted to the medical clinic of the women’s jail in Lynwood, California, from a Los Angeles jail hospital and is putting up alone in an eight-bed ward for which other prisoners ‘have to be bleeding from their eyes’.

‘The Simple Life’ actress who has been changing hospital beds since she entered the big house has even been permitted to watch television and DVDs.

The inmate insisted that had Hilton been living among other prisoners she would have been troubled by someone.

According to a jail’s spokesman, the hotel heiress would remain a solitary confinement till she gets well.

“Were taking it day by day,” New York Post quoted the jail spokesman, as saying.

[MP Bartley]

Sniff.
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[Kand El]

Fuck y'self Peer. There's no one buying. There's nobody here but film critics in a recession. Mostly male. You are shilling handbags and diet pills. to low income males who review movies. Your existance is pointless. And on the internet that's saying something.
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