Someone in high places forgot that horror movies require a bit of horror. Some suspense would be nice too.The rejuvenation of Michael Myers was not an idea I hated. I mean, it beat remaking Psycho. But I expected the old franchise to be improved upon with modern day technology and techniques. Instead it got butchered. Butchered far more effectively than anything we see in the movie.
Jamie Lee Curtis did prove one thing to me though. She can't outact my left nut. She has breasts, oh yes, but she can not act worth a shit.
And if I might ask... what's with this theory that Michelle Williams is a honey? She's the quintessential pig-girl. AAAAARGH! PIG GIRL!!
The Janet Leigh cameo is kinda funky and all, especially with her driving the old psycho-mobile, but let's be honest. If Michael can't butcher the living crap out of Jamie-Lee Curtis he really oughtta give up the gig.
Aparently this film tested higher over Miramax way than the previous record-holder Good Will Hunting. To that I say filling a room with people related to the director will kind of skew the results, every time.
This film is so stupid, so unbelievable, so non-horror movie that it defies logic. Plotholes are bigger than the knife-holes Michael leaves in his victims. LL Cool J (who I used to respect, beeeatch) is seemingly there for no reason. Maybe he was the "minority bait".Whatever. Sneak in to see this if you must, because it ain't worth spending your wages on.