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by David Cornelius

"A+ and then some."
5 stars

It’s a bit of a cliché to say so (and a bigger cliché to actually believe it), but it’s true: the best and most important job out there is that of teacher. Especially if you’re any good at it, which, let’s face it, many teachers are not.

And that’s the beauty of “Chalk,” a low budget indie mockumentary out of Austin, Texas - it’s a real-life answer to those sappy inspirational melodramas that have monopolized the “teacher movie” genre over the decades. Writers Mike Akel (who also directed) and Chris Mass (who also starred) are veterans of the public school system, churn out one of the finest valentines to the profession ever crafted, precisely because they refuse to sugarcoat the behind-the-scenes struggles of our educators. And yet, curiously, this very sense of dry, harsh realism allows “Chalk” to out-inspire such sappy (if enjoyably so) works as “Goodbye, Mr. Chips” and “Dead Poets Society” - we care more for the characters here because they’re undeniably real.

Filmed in a local high school, with genuine teachers and students in supporting roles, “Chalk” breathes a fresh authenticity into its comedy. We follow three teachers and one administrator over the course of one school year: Mr. Lowrey (Troy Schremmer) is the nervous, introverted, and highly un-authoritative history teacher stumbling his way through his first year on the job; Mr. Stroope (Mass) enters his third year pushing toward the single goal of winning the coveted Teacher of the Year award (never mind if he neglects to actually teach his students anything); Coach Webb (Janelle Schremmer) is the gym teacher (totally not gay, she’s quick to remind us) whose pushiness when it comes to rules and regulations puts her off with the other teachers; and Mrs. Reddell (Shannnon Haragan), the former teacher recently promoted to assistant principal who discovers the new job isn’t at all what she wanted. All four leads are utterly convincing in their roles, and the very way they handle themselves both in the story proper and the confessional asides (captured via webcam) shows how deeply committed they are to bringing their characters to life in the most complete way possible. (Much of the film was also improvised, and the cast never misses a beat.)

What’s important to remember in all of this is just how absent the film is of any forced dramatics. There are no big doings, no phony plot twists. The biggest conflict comes when Mr. Lowrey curses at a kid and calls him “a horrible student,” a very real incident that winds up haunting the rookie teacher. Other plot points that could be taken as key turning points involve the aforementioned Teacher of the Year contest (in which Mr. Stroope goes overboard in self-promotion) and a cute spelling bee in which teachers must tackle student-approved slang terms (hilariously presented here as a brief, keen parody of such documentaries as “Spellbound”). Such moments have roots deeply planted in what appears to be a drab ordinariness, but remember, in such ordinariness is where we often find the most important parts of our everyday lives.

Those two plot points also serve as a contrast between the male leads. As Mr. Stroope pushes further to win his prize, his attempts at being “the cool teacher” grow more and more obvious in their shallowness. Mr. Lowrey, meanwhile, uses the spelling bee as a way to finally connect to his students, and damn it if by the end we’re not rooting for this nervous fella to win big with the kids.

In fact, Mr. Lowrey is the glue of the film. While the others’ problems offer honest portraits of life as a public school employee, be it through biting comedy or painful personal conflict, it’s the potential rise of Mr. Lowrey that keeps us going. An opening title card informs us that half of all new teachers quit by their third year, and we wonder if Mr. Lowrey will be one of them. His first day of school (cleverly captured on the first day of filming, to help cement the awkward tone between teacher and students on the set) is a train wreck, and he often confesses that he’s not cut out for the job. But will he return for a second year? The journey to that answer is one of the most involving character paths to hit the screen in recent memory.

There is also a pinch of romance as Coach Webb takes a liking to Mr. Lowrey - the film even allows itself to back off from its mockumentary format to toy with a delightfully frothy little daydream sequence - but watch what the movie does with such an idea. It never uses the potential romance to drive the story in any way. It’s just sort of there in the corners, never quite launching, just the way such things are in real life.

For all its reality, “Chalk” is also incredibly funny. This is a brilliant collection of performers, and all handle the little details required for improvisational mockumentary with the greatest of ease. Some jokes are very job-specific, delicious in-jokes meant to tickle the educators of the world, while others retain a special broadness that will connect with any viewer. Akel, his cast, and editor Bob Perkins have found a perfect rhythm for comedy, and the way they collectively work the pacing as the story progresses is so masterful that this movie could work as a how-to class for aspiring comic actors and filmmakers.

After months on the festival circuit, “Chalk” was finally picked up for limited distribution by Morgan Spurlock, who’s using his “Super Size Me” success to help boost the visibility of other small-time filmmakers working outside the Hollywood system. And what a find. “Chalk” is one of the best movies of the year, a special gem of a film that demands a giant audience.

(This review reprinted with kind permission from DVD Talk.)

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5/14/08 Susan 40 yrs in teaching. This is dead on. 5 stars
2/23/08 Will Wigmore (Teacher) sucked 1 stars
1/03/08 a-non-I-mous It is precisely this type of sarcasm that keeps the profession from improving. 1 stars
12/03/07 TheSentinel Blows big time 1 stars
9/08/07 Ralph Blumenthal 40 ed-They absolutely nailed it--perfect!! 5 stars
9/08/07 Bonnie Jackson This hilarious film captured my 25 years of teaching perfectly! 5 stars
8/03/07 Donna Peacher-Hall As a teacher, I related on every level. Funny! 5 stars
7/03/07 William Goss A sharp and winning mockumentary of teachers over course of school year. 5 stars
5/22/07 Scot A breath of fresh air from someone new on the block. Right up with "sideways" 5 stars
4/14/07 Edith makes you thank god you're not a teacher, very funny 5 stars
9/26/06 Greg Serious enough to avoid being slapstick, funny enough to give you the hiccups. 5 stars! 5 stars
6/26/06 Oriana Havlicek couldnt be funnier 5 stars
4/29/06 Chay Baker The same rating as Casablanca--that's highly appropriate! 5 stars
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  11-Apr-2007 (PG-13)
  DVD: 25-Sep-2007



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  Troy Schremmer
  Shannon Haragan
  Janelle Schremmer

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