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Five Fingers
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by Erik Childress

"Thankfully They Weren’t Interrogating Dr. T."
3 stars

SCREENED AT THE 2006 CINEVEGAS FILM FESTIVAL: There are many avenues at which I can discuss Five Fingers, but its one of those films where its twists and turns prevent me from expounding on them in any length so as to preserve its secrets. Even its penultimate reasoning comes with a political and moral ramification so ripe that it hurts not to express any agreement or variance from any belief system. I suppose I could go all “spoiler warning” on you but then anyone with any interest will avoid the review until after they’ve seen it and by then it will have been too late to warn them that the film is just average, a bit manipulative and is little more than a stagy adaptation of a play which never existed featuring more of a battle of the accents rather than will.

Martijn (Ryan Phillippe) is a Dutch businessman on his way to Morocco to pitch his presentation of a “food program.” Leaving behind the stunning eyes of his girlfriend (Touriya Haoud), he’s met at the airport by professional bodyguard, Gavin (Colm Meaney) who knows the harsh truths about white businessmen running afoul of the local body snatchers. Martijn might consider looking for a refund, as the pair are almost immediately grabbed by Laurence Fishburne’s Ahmet and his band of merry terrorists.

After Gavin takes a few bullets for disrespecting their intentions (well before they’ve even announced them), Martijn starts fearing for the worst such as the terrorists whipping out the chess metaphor for the conversation they’re about to have. After missing his move (so to speak), Martijn is given first-hand knowledge on why the teachers told us to be careful with that paper slicer. Ahmet wants answers about that “food program” but Martijn doesn’t have the right ones and so one, ah-two, ah-three, AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! Ah-THRrrrEE!

Those hoping for a graphic depiction of how to ruin a piano player’s career should look elsewhere as its mostly sound effects, loud screams and a blackout-to-a-flashback of happier times. Chad Thurmann and director Laurence Malkin’s script tries to find a Mamet rhythm to its repeating dialogue and it works in fits and spurts when the actors aren’t placing an extra accentuation on their dialect (“Mar-TINE!”). Malkin also doesn’t bog things down to where we feel we’re just watching a somewhat-brainier version of Saw, but keeps the pacing of the 80-minute film tight. Although the more cards he shows, the less outs he has in keeping the audience from guessing where its all headed.

By the end of Five Fingers, audiences are cornered into a discussion about their own moral beliefs and politics and its unclear whether a statement was just made or the filmmakers themselves are on the fence. Fishburne somehow manages to overcome the trappings of what could easily have been a laughably cartoonish role and Philippe keeps the twists and turns of the plot in check through his thick Dutch accent. Wish I could tell you more about it, but the truth is, there isn’t that much to tell.

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originally posted: 07/06/06 02:20:11
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User Comments

3/25/13 Gintr Herz it waisted two hours of my time 2 stars
9/04/12 Teri Ayers OK flick, figured out the ending. 4 stars
7/22/12 Marcus Fantadtic to see a movie not proselytizing Jihad. Too bad the CIA is nothing like this. 4 stars
11/14/11 Perry Esslinger Does anyone really think that this character can behave as he does without any pain killers 3 stars
10/24/11 alvindchipmunk Great movie, I can't believe we all saw the same film 5 stars
10/17/11 AP Those saying this film's story is illogical apparently aren't able to process it properly. 4 stars
2/21/11 Orion Phillipe aad Fishbourne are great; muddled plot 3 stars
11/20/10 didah turn it off 10 min b4 it ends and you have a good movie. finish it and puke 4 stars
10/10/09 Ben Way too many unanswered questions! I'm looking for answers online. 4 stars
9/13/09 Pj Some important scenes are very bad and the story line is not always consistent. 2 stars
7/20/09 Nicole & Chris The accents are really bad and unconvincing. We hope this movie gets better. 11 min. now. 1 stars
7/15/09 Bear Stevenson Horrible acting and bad script 2 stars
7/07/09 Benny Lava Questionable acting and an annoyingly illogical story progression. Best avoid. 2 stars
8/13/08 Sascha Vatelli Suspense okay, not well ploted, too many unanswered questions 2 stars
4/05/08 Bill At least they didn't saw his head off 4 stars
4/09/07 Nelson Cevallos Disgusting justification for the so called war no terror 2 stars
1/02/07 elena i'm looking for reviews, just because the first ten minutes are so bad, very bad manuscript 2 stars
12/28/06 Peter Sherlock It passed the time reasonably tolerably and the end twist was worth the wait. Long enough! 4 stars
11/02/06 pascale american propaganda if you ask me 3 stars
9/27/06 Veronica Gonzalez it got me wondering 4 stars
5/02/06 wj Just caught the flic at the Tribeca film festival. Quite suspenseful and great plot/acting 5 stars
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