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Total Crap: 25%

3 reviews, 14 user ratings

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Black Dog
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by Slyder

1 stars

Oh gee, for a guy that actually digs Patrick Swayze, this film was utter shit. At least a bullshit film like Road House was mildly entertaining, but this piss poor piece of crap was just dreadful.

Don’t bother with the plot, you’ve seen it all before with the cliché of the totally clueless moron who’s given a shipment to deliver only to realize that is full of some really fucky stuff (in this case, GUNS, LOTS OF GUNS!!!). Cue in your usual barrage of action scenes and there you have it, totally and utterly predictable action flick so lame and so boring it’s not even worth the rent.

Patrick Swayze is just going by the numbers and you can tell he’s just there for the paycheck. Randy Travis once again tries to prove to us that he can actually act, but instead, is just another block of wood; stick to country music Randy. And what the hell was that with Meat Loaf? He storms into the scenery as some crazed motherfucker who stalks Swayze for the shit he’s carrying and comes off as a laughable stupid fat fucker. Oh for fuck’s sake what a shitful batch.

Brought to you by the director who gave you the equally inept and moronic Passenger 57, so don’t say you were never warned. 0-5

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User Comments

9/24/09 Simon Cutmore "Slyder", you are the worst movie reviewer in the history of the internet. 5 stars
7/08/09 *Holy_J@lapeno* I love this movie. My fiancee absolutly hates it but overall its a good easy watching film. 4 stars
11/02/05 david kutver pritty good 4 stars
8/19/05 ES It jumps the dog a little at the end, but all in all it was good enough for a 2nd watch 4 stars
5/22/04 John talk about contrived cliches ! - and the action isn't done very well either 1 stars
12/10/03 Tommy a pretty decent film... 3 stars
10/03/03 Charles Tatum Cool direction and action marred by TV-like script 2 stars
4/01/03 Jack Sommersby A constipated Swayze; lackluster action; banal dialogue. Ugh! 1 stars
1/18/02 David A. Great action--lots of guns, car chases and explosions. A serious Smokey and the Bandit 5 stars
12/21/00 Steve C. ROBBIE fair movie lots of action 3 stars
9/08/00 Terrie Smith The second word of the title certainly applies to this dumb film. A waste of time. 2 stars
4/13/99 Go Swans Did anybody else see that camera in the mirror in the toilet scene? 2 stars
8/23/98 Mister Whoopee Swayze, Meat Loaf and Randy Travis? Are we living in a trailer park here? 2 stars
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  01-May-1998 (PG-13)
  DVD: 08-Feb-2005


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