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12/28/17 morris campbell crude but very funny 8/07/14 David Hollingsworth crude, offensive but hilarious slice-of-life 12/24/13 Michelle O even if you never HAVE inhaled, this will give you a true buzz 8/21/12 Dane Youssef Raw, authentic and wickedly-biting debut from Smith that defined what work and life was. 5/11/10 PAUL SHORTT PROFANE BUT WITTY AND WELL ACTED 8/20/09 Jeff Wilder Acting-amateurish Production values-cruddy Characters and dialogue-excellent, 3/22/09 Dane Youssef One of the greatest portraits in cinema history to paint working-class life. 9/26/08 Shaun Wallner Funny Movie! 5/10/07 Edwin Menguin How is this funny? Good 1st film though 4/24/07 fools♫gold Wow, tough to believe the same guy directed "Clerks II"~~~ 1/27/07 Prongz Even Funier if you've worked as a clerk and you can say "Been there Experienced That"! 1/02/07 Sam "that's supposed to look real " wtf dude? he didnt have money so he HAD to do it like that! 9/14/06 MP Bartley Not the earth shattering film of lore, but good enough despite some very subpar acting, 8/12/06 nicolecrom2678 The one that started it all! 7/27/06 Big Dick DaMooch would you like to suck my cock bezerker 5/23/06 Agent Sands One of the 1994 indie movies that broke new ground. 5/06/06 dionwr Great script given so-so execution; still, touched a generation as Hollywood stuff didn't 5/02/06 Ryan_A (part of) the reason HBS/eFC exists today. Still a favorite. 5/02/06 William Goss Buncha savages in this town. 5/02/06 David Cornelius I'm not even supposed to be here today! 5/02/06 HBS-SH close crying in the tub 1/13/06 Indrid Cold Subpar acting and most of the jokes fall flat, but yes, several hilarious moments. 6/08/05 John Aster Habig intelligent insightful but vulgar beyond redemption and the characters r unsympathetic 4/17/05 sidman656 pure genius, it made me think 3/20/05 Tay An ok movie, the dialog kind of reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite 2/23/05 Jeff Anderson Kevin Smith's brilliantly written & directed FILM DEBUT! LONG LIVE JAY & SILENT BOB!!!!!!!! 12/15/04 Tom Benton An outstanding debut for Kevin Smith: profane, funny, and just downright awesome... 11/28/04 Abbath A few glaring flaws, but so much fun to watch that it is easy to overlook them. 6/02/04 gtefdg great writing 5/17/04 DM Obviously amateurish, but more often than not just plain funny 3/18/04 Umbrella Corporation. SALSA SHARK... We're gonna need a bigger boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3/17/04 PAYNE_KillerZ TV SHOW WUZ BETTER... SORTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3/07/04 Daveman So good, you'd never have thought it was from th man reponsible for such turds as Mallrats. 3/03/04 Noel Bowers I watch this movie over and over and over! 12/11/03 Phil M. Aficionado I totally agree with Chef ADogg, except I couldn't have made a better movie myself. Sadly. 10/20/03 Josh Standlee I like Jay and Silent Bob, but I also like movies that actually have a plot! 9/17/03 Matt Parzynski this is one of the greatest movies in history. watch it. then watch it again. and again. 7/14/03 Samuel Justus This is were they all started and hat a great starting it was!! A masterpiece!!! 6/05/03 Ghetto Smurf Black and white? The budget can't have been that low... 5/26/03 Bobo Everybody snowball....eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww 5/17/03 Mr. Hat (I'm Back Mo'Fos!) Smith's 1st movie, & 2nd best. Ending is brilliantly intentionally immoral. 5/13/03 joker-smoker-toker this is a great movie. it drags along in some parts, but still great. 3/24/03 Winthrop J Applesmythe III if you aren't in love with Clerks, you must never have seen it. 3/11/03 Apathy He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick... hahahaha... ahaha...ha...ha...ha......... 11/23/02 Charles Tatum All reputation 9/04/02 Joe Zappa The acting is horrible, but the script is funny. 8/26/02 Martin This is Cinematic Literature! 7/23/02 Roy Smith Actually watchable. KS fell apart after this. 6/21/02 Film Dude God bless Kevin Smith. 5/25/02 online_at_work this movie is sheer fucking genius. i love it. 4/13/02 oldgoatmon Great movie. See the other movies, decide for yourself on which is best. 3/31/02 Rockitman007 This (along with PI) is what turned me on to Independant Films 2/03/02 Cameron Ovo Pure genius 2/02/02 Steven Yarbrough Perhaps it's not what you're used to in a film, but at least it's interesting. 1/01/02 Shane Robert Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is were Jay & Silent Bob startd & well... you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/30/01 sarafina I think i left a wet spot on the sofa after this one 10/15/01 Mr. Hat Jay and Silent Bob kick ass! 10/08/01 Hogwash The acting sucked? Only the supporting cast. What the hell do you want for 27 grand? 10/05/01 Caiphn 'Supposed to look real.' I'd like to shoot you in the face. 9/15/01 Transitional Man A perfect, outrageous Buddy comedy that'll have Lewis and Martin chuckling in their grave 8/22/01 Metallica This is where it all started. The Jersey Trilogy is the best. 8/01/01 Keyser Soze A classic something or other 6/13/01 Movies 'R Kewl Andrew, you don't put opinions out on a movie you never saw, you fucking moron. 6/07/01 King Jackass Oh yeah, and hang on a sec, what was that called again? 5/22/01 MeatFlute Some crappy acting, some good acting. I'm gonna Wrangle on outta here . . . 5/20/01 kingjackass222 any1 who didnt like this movie, SUCK MY ASS 3/25/01 Monster W. Kung Fucking sucks. It's bloated garbage that's supposed to look real and it's just really dumb. 3/24/01 Alex My guess is those that hated it didn't like the big words for each scene 3/21/01 bterry Something different 3/20/01 TNT-6 Average. Some funny moments, but overall there's MUCH better independent stuff. 3/03/01 Berzerker What a Wookie!!! See it again!!! 2/28/01 Village Moron Hey Jake, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot... 2/19/01 Dr. Fell The first and still best of the New Jersey Trilogy 2/01/01 SlackJack The most over-hyped low budget movie ever. The dialogue is too artificial. 1/06/01 Seth Ramsey Funny as hell. I have seen the milk lady at the store several times in my own life. 12/20/00 Al Jinx is right this movie was slow. Only Smith cronies would like this boring shit 12/03/00 scott wahls Kevin Smith is my personal hero, alternate ending saw Dante killed by robber (no joke) 11/29/00 SP very funny with a great voice and tone 11/29/00 Joe Smith A landmark in independent films 11/13/00 The EVIL Penguin you'll laugh even in your sleep 10/23/00 P. Rodriguez Jinx, see a doctor - NOW! 10/20/00 Teep Pretty funny some of the time! 8/15/00 The Bomb 69 can't understand how people do not love this 8/08/00 Mic Insightful and very funny. 7/29/00 Jinx I tried, but the characters & story were uninteresting. Put me to sleep. TWICE. 7/14/00 Bender Entertaining, very funny and semi-thought-provoking. 6/27/00 The Jizmopper Great movie! very tasteless! 6/27/00 Robert Baum Intensely Funny. Not for those with an IQ less than my shoe size. 6/15/00 Zippo XxX Kevin's first of the 4 films and like most series is the BEST! Can't wait for the Sequal! 6/13/00 perverted pixie The classic Smith film. "Dogma" was just hyperbole, compared to this musing. 6/12/00 Micah S. Nice moments but overall mean spirited and meandering. 5/12/00 Girl9 I Love Smith, but I didn't love Clerks.It's more like something you'd show in a film class 5/06/00 Greg Romer Overrated movie that is so stupid you'll want to cry 4/28/00 Phil Lesnie I live for movies like this! Kevin Smith is a god! 4/18/00 Bruce A screamingly funny movie, I couldn't stop laughing 4/14/00 Gingerwoman Are you people crazy? Why don't you just videotape yourdog going toilet and sell that? 3/29/00 malcolm snootch to the nootch motherfucker! 3/16/00 Chloe Sesta Jacobs So dirty, yet so funny! KEVIN SMITH ROCKS! 3/13/00 The Bomb 69 fuckin a!! 3/11/00 Nathan The film that got me into movies . Well done!!! 1/20/00 Perverted Pixie "Clerks" kicks! 1/13/00 Bently Fooking amazing, a real zinger of a movie 12/04/99 Michael Grimm Chef ADogg is a fucking idiot and wouldn't know comedy if it smacked him upside the head 12/01/99 Dr. Acula Loved this movie, See Jay & Silent Bob before they become Bill & Ted 11/19/99 bishopj@pumpkinsfan.com Berserker, Berserker, would you like to suck my cock? Hilarious stuff man. Good film. 11/07/99 Deadly Dennis This is a real sick puppy , but a total laugh feast . It blow my mind. 10/25/99 will yes indeedy! 10/21/99 Pyro You'll forget it's in black and white in 5 seconds! 10/14/99 johnny bluejeans continuity errors rule! so did star wars references before phantom menace. 10/13/99 Noisy Jim Kevin Smith is great. Flat out. There is no other way to put it. 10/12/99 Eric Dorn Other than Continuity errors, Clerks offers a wonderful mix of dialog, humor, and realism. 10/12/99 Shutterbug 1st & 2nd time watching fell asleep...too stoned...3rd time - sober & LOVING IT!!! 10/12/99 baby_dave_be this film kicks my ASS 10/12/99 Jared Love those dick and fart jokes, love 'em. 10/12/99 Scott Clerks ruled. Mallrats sorta did. Chasing Amy fucking did. Dogma...........? 10/12/99 Klaus Mogensen Among the best in this decade 10/12/99 CL Smooth Chef ADogg What Planet are you on ? 10/12/99 Duck Now this is afilm! 10/11/99 Ami the Wonderbread The beginning of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/11/99 TJ Been there, lived that...! But Kevin made the movie.) 10/11/99 Nomad The greatest social commentary on my generation. Bunch of savages in this town anyways 10/11/99 Randal no time for love dr. jones 10/11/99 Andy Hartmann Seen it the theater, own it on DVD, and love every frame. It's my life, just funnier. 10/11/99 Darren McGrath Can't stop watching it. Nocookie cuttermovie here. Jay $ Silent Bob my heroes. 10/10/99 the Grinch Funny...not a masterpiece by far, but grab a beer and relax."I don't appreciate your ruse." 10/10/99 SJKelley You've gotta be kidding me. Indulgent, try-too-hard comedy. 9/22/99 Todd My life to a 'T' 9/04/99 The glassgow pariot OH BOY! I love it! 9/03/99 Myra Can we say.. trendy? 7/25/99 blue literally the funniest movie ever made (even simply for "berserker" olaf alone) 7/15/99 J. Random Hacker That's what life is... it's a series of down endings. 7/04/99 J-Dogg This is a really great film, 50 times better than that "Mallrats" shit. 6/15/99 Mikeal Kevin Smith RULES! Funniest movie I've ever seen! Absolutely AWESOME! 6/07/99 Elizaveta SalsaShark... 5/10/99 carl this is one for the record books. 5/02/99 PurityJustBegs An hysterically funny, yet also strangely poignant portrait of everyday life 5/02/99 tom koza great flick 4/16/99 Tristynn must've missed something. It was all I could do to sit through this one.maybe I was PMSing! 4/16/99 Brad Funny fucking shit, man. 4/12/99 mariav hahaha 4/12/99 TK This is like one of the best flick ever made! 4/10/99 Keith Calder Very very funny. 4/06/99 Michael Grimm the best, most real movie ever made, Kevin Smith is god 4/06/99 Vince (the MFC) "37" 4/06/99 Mikef anyone who gives this movie a sucks all ass is someone who sucks all ass. 3/31/99 The Graduate Too fucking funny! See it, so you'll know why everyone laughs at the number "37." 3/29/99 Ebert's twin This Movie sucked. I could stand around in 7-11 and see this shit 3/28/99 TJwills Irreverent Humor. Pervers gags. Necrophilia. Gotta love it 3/27/99 Lisa This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers. A must for any clerk. 3/27/99 Rob Mckechnie If you hate this movie you're just a tubby bitch! snoogems. 3/25/99 Skiv "You know I'm your hero..." 3/24/99 dan the man this is the best fucking movie ever made! 3/18/99 Madcap the best of the three by far 3/03/99 bill stanbar this movie will live on in my hearty forever 2/24/99 tina russell What can you say about Kevin that hasn't already been said? The beginning of excellence!! 2/24/99 Scott Get your fat ass off your computer & go watch it.... NOW 2/19/99 Nibby7 Let's hear it for CLERKS - Hooray Hooray, Hooray 2/01/99 Vick Di Brecci More than just "worth a look", right-on interplay between char, underrated acting, funny 1/28/99 donkey_dew Kevin Smith is just too damn cool. CLERKS is awesome. 1/25/99 YellerDog EXCELLENT FILM, best indie I've ever seen. 1/19/99 Chronically hip With the lack of moviemaking skill shown, this script had to be way funny to make up for it 1/12/99 Bluntman I adore this movie! 1/11/99 Shane Brandon Kicks 1/08/99 demon_shredder This is a damn good peice of funny as shit movie making. Kevin Smith is way fucking cool. 1/02/99 randy F it was goooood 12/26/98 dan kevin smith kicks ass 12/18/98 jenn WOW! I WANT Kevin Smith! 12/14/98 Jules Funny, black and white, and indie. But worth 5 stars? Hardly. 12/13/98 Binky Rating number 37! Great movie. Really very funny. 12/03/98 Brian WOW! best movie ever! mad props Kevin! 11/29/98 Mike F mr Smith, will you marry me? 11/29/98 d`d` Some folks already consider this a "classic" in it's own right. You MUST see this movie! 11/27/98 B perhaps the best film of the 90's. Best dialogue i've ever heard in a movie 11/26/98 Jack Aster it just keeps getting better 11/26/98 Mr.Pink This was a damn funny movie! 11/24/98 Fred If you don't like this movie, FUCK YOU! This is the comedic standard. Can't be beaten. 11/18/98 MinxxDaShorty The Necrophiliac, the salsa shark it was all good!!!! 11/17/98 Gamma Can't say enough about it. Fucking Awesome doesn't cover it. GO RENT IT NOW!@%&*! 10/27/98 Silent Rob Kevin who...??? I just liked the cat! 10/24/98 Timmy C They don't come any better than this. Noonch. 10/23/98 Jon Dye The best Lesbian movie without tits in it. 10/18/98 Kwyjibo Funny, but hardly a film that had to be made. 10/03/98 wind the movie that started it all. this movie rules 10/02/98 Helle Marie What can I say? Kevin Smith- The man is a genious! Fuckin` great movie- I fuckin` love it! 9/29/98 Marty in St.Louis Anyone who doesnt like this movie is a big dumb retard poop face. 9/28/98 Heather I've seen this one at least 80 times and still love it. An amazing film! 9/19/98 Ronnie DeVries What else? It's brain candy for smart people...and lots of bad words and dick n fart jokes. 9/18/98 Mike You know what's great about this movie? Everything. I've seen it over 100 times, no joke. 9/18/98 Gazza Probably the best ever movie made, absolutely awesome stuff. 9/17/98 cheryl_ann chuck quotes it way too much, but i still love just as much as i did the 1st time i saw it. 9/14/98 Chip Taylor Great movie about a group of homos. Yeah, of course they're homos. 9/06/98 Admiral Mung Bean Soda (+/- 12db) Potty-mouth humor filmed from a 7-Eleven surveillance camera. Whatever. 9/06/98 BBReBozo Trendy "indie" shit. Trendy street-hockey playing losers. Trendy wretch-inducing shit. 9/04/98 Badass You'll piss your pants!!!! A wonderful comedy and a timecaplse for Generation X. 9/04/98 Scott Taylor Hilarious. Great quotable moments. Jeff Anderson's awesome. Good rewatching value. Yummy! 8/31/98 Ed Burns If I ever see Kevin Smith in person, I'm kicking his ass. 8/28/98 Chuck-D Movie that changed my life, I know that sounds dumb, but it did. 8/26/98 Pete 'Clerks' -- It'll change your life 8/23/98 Mister Whoopee They should colorise it. Or make a sequel! 8/21/98 Angelika Kevin is truely a "god among directors". 8/21/98 rotten f. milk 37 is my favourite number. I want to get like, 37 of those. 8/17/98 Mike F Do I even need to comment? 8/16/98 J-Guy I want to see this film 37 times. (okay, I've seen it more already.) 8/16/98 {{{OZ}}} The film that showed me it could be done. Kickass.

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