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Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
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by Justin Helmer

"American Pie in iambic pentameter."
4 stars

Much Ado About nothing is Shakespeare at his most basic. No lofty themes, no deep and meaningful pronouncements about the human condition—when all is said and done what we are dealing with is a sex romp. Or at least the closest thing that someone writing in 1592 could get to a sex comedy. Don’t believe me? The title tells you all you need to know: apart from the winking reference to the spun-sugar lightness of the plot, it is also a fairly graphic sexual pun. Kenneth Branagh has taken all of the sweat and sex that Shakespeare had to be content with leaving on the page and put it right on the screen.

Returning to Italy after a successful military campaign Don Pedro (Denzel Washington) and his company of men stop off at the home of the governor of Messina (Richard Briers) for some much needed R&R. The youngest of Don Pedro’s soldiers, Claudio (Robert Sean Leonard), is immediately smitten with Leonato’s daughter (Kate Beckinsale) in the way that seems to be unique to Shakespeare. That is to say his love is immediate, unswerving, and almost painfully earnest.

Meanwhile a sarcastic lieutenant of Don Pedro’s, Signior Benedick (Branagh) has his own thing goin’ with Leonato’s niece Beatrice (Emma Thompson). Theirs is a relationship with some history it seems Benedick spurned her long ago and now they are constantly fighting. Don Pedro decides that the best way to pass the time between the engagement and the wedding is to play cupid and reunite Beatrice and Benedick.

Finally there’s the villain of the piece Don John (Keanu Reeves) who decides that the best way to get back at his brother Don Pedro is by messing up Claudio’s romance. We don’t ever really find out why Don John hates his brother so much, and it doesn’t much matter anyway because he is only there to cause the titular ado and then disappear until the end. His purpose is to throw a roadblock between the two young lovers.

What the source material lacks in plot twists and turns it more than makes up for in character and wordplay. That ribald pun I mentioned earlier is a perfect example. Nothing was slang for the vagina (Thing apparently has meant dick for quite sometime, so ‘no thing’ you get the idea…) so if the story were being pitched today it would be called “All That for The Poontang.” Plus if the words themselves aren’t enough to hold you enraptured the cinematography is breathtaking as well. There is an almost overwhelming sensuality that is evident from the first shots of Emma Thompson lounging in a tree reciting poetry. Speaking of the cast: With the previously noted exception of Mr. Reeves, they are standouts all the way across the board.

In the way of defects I would have to say that the filmmaker’s over use of slow motion was the most annoying to me. Sometimes it seemed that when they didn’t know what else to do they would throw in a slow-mo sequence. The problem with Keanu’s role is that it doesn’t suit him. It reminded me of having him pop up in Coppola’s Dracula he is just distracting to me.

People who venerate Shakespeare as this high-toned poet who created ‘literature’ are missing part of the point. No piece of Art survives for that long without being universal enough to apply down the years. (Want proof? How many movies did the studio system crank out the same year as Casablanca? How many do we remember regularly just 63 years later?) Much Ado about nothing was written sometime around 1598. Which movies from 2004 do you expect will still be prescient four hundred years from now?

There is a natural selection in Art just like in nature, and part of that process will always be putting life, blood and sex back into those things which time would turn into ‘literature.’ So it’s good that movies like this come along every so often to remind us that Shakespeare was putting out popular entertainments, so that we don’t loose ourselves in the dry and pedantic world of THE BARD.

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8/03/16 Helen What's up, I would like to subscribe for this weblog to obtain latest updates, therefore wh 2 stars
7/02/11 the dork knight Great to see Denzel nuke Keanu off the screen. A fun romp. 5 stars
5/11/10 Blaidd A really really great movie, tons of laughs. 5 stars
11/05/09 huhuh u This is the lamest film i ever see ....A Bunch of gay thinned lip actors ...and a crappy di 1 stars
12/06/07 Pamela White worth watching over and over 5 stars
4/14/07 John See it, actors awesome, good intro to multi entendres shake so brilliant at. 5 stars
11/11/05 R.W.Welch Lively rendering of the old rom-com. Cast is close to ideal. 4 stars
6/16/05 Heta Hema I could do without Denzel and Keanu (woah!) but a gorgeous movie nonetheless. 5 stars
4/26/05 Indrid Cold Great look and feel to the production, as entertaining as Shakespeare can get. 4 stars
2/05/05 Carolyn Rathburn well played, the romance of the language can lose you if you don't pay attention. 5 stars
5/19/04 erin shakespeare beautifully portrayed in film. one of my favorites! 5 stars
12/22/03 john clearly one of the very few Shakespeare adaptation that work as a movie - excellent! 5 stars
10/05/03 * Worth watching if you are studying dis play at school coz you get the flow of the language 4 stars
2/11/03 Ubu the Ripper This and Henry V represent Branagh's high water mark. Enjoy. 5 stars
12/19/02 JoJo Funny...a very good movie 5 stars
12/06/02 Marie Skamachi This was funny and timeless, really bringing Shakespeare to the modern world in class. 5 stars
11/08/02 Justin Engels Michael Keaton is great as Dogberry. He makes the comedy. 5 stars
10/10/02 Kia It's well done. Emma and Denzel are awesome in it. 4 stars
10/10/02 Andrea Berger I thought the movie was great, it really helped me understand the book more thoroughly 5 stars
5/22/02 ricardo yanas it was okay 3 stars
5/21/02 Eliza Not very interesting...story line was quite boring 2 stars
5/13/02 Erika Jayde Absolutely Fantastico Dominico. I wanna get jiggy wit Claudio and Hero! Put your dick in me 5 stars
3/22/02 JALL VERY NICE AND FUN 4 stars
1/24/02 Kylee Branagh stuck close to Shakespeare, with a few strays, successfully adapted to modern day! 5 stars
9/27/01 Butterbean They tried their best to liven up Shakespere's worst story 3 stars
8/13/01 Crystal Wiesen This is the best movie Kenneth Branagh has done! 5 stars
6/30/01 Sandra A bit of a bore if you don't understand what is going on. More for older teens to adults 3 stars
5/18/01 tylre wterdfield it sucks shit 1 stars
4/28/01 eleanor harrison i really liked it... kenneth branagh is impressice 5 stars
4/06/01 Brittany Needs a bit more "pep" to keep me interested! 1 stars
2/13/01 Jake An extremely entertaining film with a fine cast 5 stars
1/30/01 Miles Grant Witty comedy supported by strong cast 4 stars
10/27/00 Will Smith i personally enjoyed making this movie 5 stars
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