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Grosse Pointe Blank
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by Rob Gonsalves

"One of the great movies of the '90s."
5 stars

"Grosse Pointe Blank," which seems destined for cult-movie status (it didn't open very well), may have arrived too early to capitalize on the growing '80s nostalgia.

For Generation X, '70s nostalgia (which returns twentysomethings to childhood) seems to have played itself out; this movie and Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, which opened two weeks prior, remind their target audience of their teens. A bigger problem for Grosse Pointe Blank is that it looks like another Tarantino clone. No clone, this; in its modest way, it's one of 1997's best films, and certainly the funniest and freshest.

The movie stars John Cusack, the prince of smart '80s cult comedies (The Sure Thing, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer) who became a Gen-X icon as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. In Grosse Pointe Blank, which he also co-wrote (with buddies Steve Pink and D. V. DeVincentis, reworking a Tom Jankiewicz script the star optioned for himself), Cusack doesn't buy, sell, or process anything, but he does kill people for a living. Call it Slay Anything. Cusack even does some kickboxing and has a few scenes with his endearingly off-center sister Joan (who plays his long-suffering but devoted secretary). He's called Martin Q. Blank here, but he's Lloyd as a reservoir dog.

Which is an entirely charming premise. If Martin were played by anyone else -- say, a fellow '80s veteran like Kevin Bacon or Charlie Sheen -- the movie wouldn't work. Grosse Pointe Blank, which is quite violent at times, needs Cusack's witty aura of decency. Like many of his generation, Martin has stumbled into a job he's getting sick of. Talking to his shrink (Alan Arkin), he denies any personal connection to his work. Whenever he's forced to kill, he insists "It's not me." Cusack and his co-writers use professional killing as a metaphor for the dreaded buying, selling, and processing that trap so many Martins (and Lloyds).

Martin isn't as chipper about his job as is his deranged colleague "the Grocer" (Dan Aykroyd, casually turning in his best performance in years), who envisions an assassin's union and wants Martin to join. Instead, Martin takes a freelance hit job near his hometown of Grosse Pointe, where his ten-year class reunion is approaching. He tracks down his ex-girlfriend Debi (Minnie Driver, who matches up beautifully with Cusack; they're funky post-punk soulmates), whom he stood up on prom night and has obsessed about ever since. His childhood house, he discovers, has been supplanted by a convenience store. "You can never go home again," he sighs, "but I guess you can shop there."

When Martin slouches homeward, a variety of unforced scenes flesh out his character for us. He has a natural, easy rapport with Debi even after ten years of absence; they seem to pick up exactly where they left off, even though the past decade has meant a failed marriage for her and a lot of dead bodies for him. They remind each other of the potential they once thought they had, and their deftly written dialogue has a sting of depression giving way to a flowering of hope -- maybe they can ditch it all and start over. We feel the history between them, the shared in-jokes and tastes (they both seem to have been seriously into the Clash and the Specials in high school -- when Martin visits Debi at her home, she greets him with a line from a Specials song). Cusack's and Driver's acting styles mesh so seamlessly that a magical thing happens: in the middle of this hipster black comedy about a hit man, you're watching a bona fide romantic couple (smart, suave, smitten with each other) right out of a Cary Grant classic.

The freshest aspect of Grosse Pointe Blank is the depressed hit man's encounters with his fellow alumni in town and at the reunion. His meeting with his former English teacher is a rapid-fire exchange of amiable sarcasm that tells us volumes about the student Martin might have been: a brainy kid popular with the faculty because he made them laugh. Jeremy Piven is in riotous form as an old buddy who hardly blinks at Martin's job: "Do you need grad school for that?" In fact, I wanted more reunion scenes and a little less of the Grocer and the corrupt feds tailing Martin; their scenes are funny and necessary but a tad stale.

I particularly liked Martin's run-in with a brawny cokehead who bullied him in school. Instead of wasting him (as he easily could, with years of lethal experience at his fingertips), Martin calms him down -- "There is no conflict between us; there is no us" -- and the cokehead, suddenly sentimental, favors Martin with a muddled, heartfelt poem he's written. Most other comedies would have gone for a cheap laugh in which Martin drops the guy with one well-aimed foot. But this isn't a movie that goes for anything cheap. It's a true original.

Grosse Pointe Blank is smartly directed by George Armitage, whose 1990 Miami Blues wasn't as successful a balance of quirky and queasy; the gore sometimes drowned the humor. Here he gets it just right, aided by great '80s new-wave pop as sparkly counterpoint to the mayhem. I bet, for instance, that you'll never hear Nena's "99 Luftballons" the same way again.

"Grosse Pointe Blank" is a lot of fun. As Lloyd Dobler might say, it's "warped and twisted and hilarious."

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User Comments

9/22/17 morris campbell boring point blank is more like it 1 stars
10/27/08 The Dork Knight Cute romance with a generous amount of Blam Blam 5 stars
10/14/08 Dr.Lao One of the few Hollywood "black comedies" that is actually funny 4 stars
6/06/07 R.W. Welch Clever plot device with good follow-through. B+ 4 stars
8/25/05 ES if this is what they mean by dark comedy than what's not to like = see it 4 stars
2/23/05 julia anything with john cusack is sure to be a hit 5 stars
2/14/05 Naka Smart, hilarious, engrossing, touching...the funnest dark comedy I've seen yet 5 stars
1/03/05 Landshark the Jon Stewart of the hitman subgenre: fresh, hip, irreverent 5 stars
8/25/04 Agent Sands This is one of my favorite movies in a LOOONNG time. It's just perfect!!! 5 stars
2/27/04 Nomah This movie is WRITTEN! 5 stars
12/31/03 Tocco Great town and movie. 5 stars
10/21/03 Dean Rapp A thinking persons black comedy 4 stars
10/12/03 laura paterson one of the BEST film's ever! hilarious! 5 stars
3/03/03 Jack Sommersby Overblown comedy/actioner veers fatally off-tone. Some snappy dialogue helps. 2 stars
2/17/03 nanite happy, black and clever at the same time. who would wanr more? 5 stars
1/08/03 Phil M. Aficionado Way over the top comedy and satire with brilliant performances; LOL moments and great pace. 5 stars
11/09/02 Stevo Madly underrated. Extremely entertaining for every second. One of the best of the decade. 5 stars
10/10/02 Sparticus Boy You are the ones who are the ball lickers!! This is the best movie ever made! 5 stars
4/03/02 Butterbean This was awful! I had to turn the tape off halfway. 1 stars
11/29/01 KMG This is a grossly pointless movie that makes one's mind go blank after 2 hours 3 stars
10/15/01 Meg J John Cusack. Nuff' said. 5 stars
10/08/01 jawsboy pretty sweet movie. Cusack kicks ass!! 4 stars
8/19/01 Edwin Menguin It made me feel slightly unstable, very 'cool'. Fuckin' Cunt Eyes 3 stars
7/28/01 Geebo Cusack was good, the movie was also 5 stars
7/20/01 dBoy(!) One of my favorite films 5 stars
6/08/01 Laurian Diaconescu I loved the movie,it was really good.One of the best black comedy I've ever seen. 5 stars
5/05/01 The Chosen One awesome 5 stars
4/17/01 BrainPan Ten years!! ten yearrrrrs. 5 stars
2/17/01 Jake very slick film. Both Cusacks were good. 4 stars
11/20/00 The EVIL Penguin Cusack at his best 4 stars
7/17/00 The Bomb 69 well written, Dan Aykroyd can actually be funny with the right material 5 stars
5/01/00 Steve Layne Very good premise, but it doesn't deliver that well. 3 stars
1/09/00 John Markham A class film.John Cusack is at the pinnacle of cool. 5 stars
6/25/99 Andrew P. My favorite movie. Cusack as a hitman! You can't go wrong there! 5 stars
6/15/99 Dylan Great. 5 stars
4/11/99 Tristynn I fell asleep.. enough said.. ZZZZ 2 stars
4/06/99 Michael Grimm different kind of humor, made you think 5 stars
3/28/99 TJwills Cusack hits a homerun and Piven takes it to new levels. 5 stars
3/25/99 James Coffey Great dark comedy, however Aykroyd seemed a bit out of place to me. 5 stars
3/04/99 Rachel It was OK, but i think I'm gonna have to see it a third time. 4 stars
2/02/99 Matthew Bartley Cusacks the coolest thing since Nicholson 4 stars
1/27/99 Kooky Sal This was a sincerely good film in almost every respect, though the soundtrack was medicore. 5 stars
11/27/98 G great script, great acting, great movie 5 stars
11/16/98 Jules Boring. I expected more. 3 stars
10/20/98 Haskell Daniels Awesome all over. Cusack rocks and Aykroyd hasn't done a movie this good for years. 5 stars
10/18/98 Kwyjibo This movie makes me want to write, every time I see it. 5 stars
10/01/98 Flea Bitten Nut What a great God damned movie. Hype on the 80's soundtrack was misdirected, but it ruled. 5 stars
9/26/98 Pat Flanagan "You can never go home again, but apoparently you can shop there." 5 stars
9/24/98 Nate Dogg Makes yah wonder what ever really happened to Lloyd after "say anything," eh? 5 stars
9/23/98 Anna Karenina Dope. Saved Aykroyd's career. Cusack's can do no wrong. 5 stars
9/05/98 Badass Existential grief has never been captured on film so vibrantly 5 stars
8/24/98 The Capital City Goofball I was ready to blow Aykroyd up until this, but since BB2000 he's back on the list. 5 stars
8/23/98 Mister Whoopee No argument here. I'd do Minnie. Mouse. haha. 5 stars
8/21/98 Mike F this move is dabomb 5 stars
8/21/98 Pete Cusack=good. Great flick. Stands up to repeat viewings. 5 stars
8/18/98 zubilicious Cusack is awesome with this sketchy role. His timing just makes it even better. 5 stars
8/17/98 Johny Cusack rocks, movie funny, kickass 5 stars
8/17/98 J-Guy (The MFC) really dug it. in fact, I am going to go buy a gun, now. 5 stars
8/16/98 {{{OZ}}} Get's better the more times you see it. A great movie all around. 5 stars
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  11-Apr-1997 (R)



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