"Zombies and biker chicks? How could this go wrong? I dunno, but it does."
Horribly, Horribly wrong. Sadly, the most innovative thing about this C-movie is its title. Oh, and there's also one funny line where the leader of the Chopper Chicks shouts out something like "Yeah, that's right, I'm a big dyke. I love to eat pussy." That was kinda funny.The plot, in a nutshell (it's been a while, so I don't remember much, and even if I had seen it last night, I doubt it would bear much more elaboration):
There's this small town with a nearby abandoned mine. The mine is full of zombies. I don't remember how or why. Maybe it was a curse, or maybe some mad scientist made the zombies there in his secret lab. Really, though, who gives a shit? The zombies get loose and start shambling towards town.
Meanwhile, a bunch of rowdy biker chicks roll into town and start tearing things up. Naturally, when the zombies show up, it's up to the chopper chicks to stop them. It's "Seven Samurai" with lesbian biker trash.
Unfortunately, this is so low budget that you don't even get any worthwhile zombie-slaughtering money shots, and a whole lotta nothing goes on up until the zombies arrive - at which point more of a whole lotta nothing occurs. If only we'd gotten some decent Zombie-chopping, a few titties, and some softcore lesbo action, this film could have been great.
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