Home Alone 3

Reviewed By Chris Parry
Posted 08/19/98 23:23:28

"Stab anyone who tries to make you watch it. Riight in The heart."
1 stars (Total Crap)

Those evil bastards on All NIppon Airlines inflicted this foul piece of dreck on me somewhere over the Pacific. If not for a tight fitting seatbelt keeping my sushi in it's place, I would have had to use the bag.

There's a very simple way to describe this movie.
Cynical exercise in extracting cash from unsuspecting kids and parents on the basis of a lucky late 80's hit and a tired formula of bashing criminals over the heads with heavy objects.

There's an even easier way to describe it.
Utter shit.

Steer clear. Stab anyone who tries to make you watch it. No, really. Stab them. In the heart.

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