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Total Crap41.38%

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Space Truckers
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by Scott Weinberg

"This rental should come with a bong. (You'd leave a deposit!)"
2 stars

Only wacko director Stuart Gordon of genre classics such as From Beyond, Dolls, Re-Animator and Castle Freak would attempt such a campy sci-fi adventure comedy and then go ahead and cast Dennis Hopper and GEORGE WENDT! (That was all one sentence.)

Smokey and the Bandit meets Lost in Space.

Convoy meets Battle Beyond the Stars.

Oooh..Honky Tonk Freeway meets Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (in 3-D!)

Yeah, so there's these truck-like spaceships, so of course we have space truckers. What a clever title this movie has. So after two bong hits, you realize Dennis Hopper is transportating square pigs across the galaxy. You're not dreaming. Then George Wendt shows up, only he's supposed to be a VILLAIN. By now you should be hungry, so grab the Peanut M&M's. Debi (Skinny-Ass Noo Yawka) Mazar is about to strip down to a tinsel bikini and do the instellar hoo-haa with a robot guy who has to jump-start his wee-wee.

By now, if you can see through all the smoke, there's these ultra-deadly robot killers that Hopper is accidentally bringing to earth. So now the crew of Drunk Hopper, the half-nude stick figure and the bad guy from Blade have to save the world. I was still hungry.

You see where all this is headed, right? You watch these made for cable sci-fi comedies and get wasted and laugh your head off, but then when it comes time to write the review, you only remember a few scenes. Simply put, sci-fi comedy usually isn't pretty, and Space Truckers is certainly no exception.

Obviously made to be corny and silly, but perhaps it succeeds a little too well. The science isn't fictiony enough and the comedy ain't all that funny, so there. Make sure you get some Visine on your way back from the video store.

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User Comments

5/31/10 Keef Burtons Only accessible to those with imagination and a sense of humour! Excellent! 4 stars
10/21/05 Carrie Griffin This movie was lacking everything 1 stars
6/02/05 Dman This movie is totally rex. You can't deny filmmaking genius when you see it. 5 stars
5/05/05 Indrid Cold A piece of crap, and a bizarre one at that. Did somebody think this was a good idea? 1 stars
2/23/05 Sven Nooooo! This is one of the worst, cheesiest movies ever 1 stars
8/24/04 American Slasher Goddess Pretty stupid and cheesy 1 stars
12/06/03 Dusty I'm now dumber for watching this movie 1 stars
7/10/03 Bob This movie is CRAP, Crap I say, CRAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
7/09/03 Mark Petersen It is a very dumb movie, But I loved it. I'd watch it again... 4 stars
4/03/03 Ro Bad, bad, bad. Not even Charles Dance can save it - and I adore him! 1 stars
8/09/02 Kay Its woth the look 4 stars
7/18/02 Viva Smallax Worst Film of All Time (and made in Bray!) 1 stars
2/14/02 D'Morph OH DUH!!! About as good as Battle field Earth! 1 stars
2/08/02 Terence The Dread What's not to like? 4 stars
2/08/02 Terence The Dread What's not to like? 4 stars
2/08/02 GERRY CoKo Bat This film gets HBO another month of my dollars. 4 stars
2/08/02 Hank If you like a laugh you'll like this 5 stars
2/08/02 Judy Samuels I watched this four times on HBO and all my friends love it too - I a tard maybe? 5 stars
2/08/02 Buck Anus This is the greatest film ever made - exceptin F W Murnau (orginal silver nitrate prints) 5 stars
6/08/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) I hope the crappiness was intentional. I was blitzed and still registered the suckiness. 1 stars
2/08/01 Son of Top Cat It really wasn't that bad as long as your expecting a cheesy Sci-Fi Film. 4 stars
10/09/00 Dan Cooper Even the supposedly great special effects were terrible in places. 1 stars
1/21/00 bullit17 It's in theaters now? I wanted my money back from HBO after I saw it a couple months back. 1 stars
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  02-Apr-1997 (PG-13)



Directed by
  Stuart Gordon

Written by
  Stuart Gordon
  Ted Mann

  Dennis Hopper
  Stephen Dorff
  Debi Mazar
  George Wendt
  Charles Dance
  Shane Rimmer

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