"Tom Hanks would get an Oscar nod for a bowel movement"
Hanks shoulda stayed on the island!!!!!Tom Hanks..Mr.PC Hollywood. The man who could take a shit and get an Oscar nomination for it...DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry but the over bearing PC type like Mr.Hanks really piss me off.
Castaway sucks, plain and simple...want the plot? Ok, remember Gilligans Island?? SAME PLOT!!!!!!!! Bob Denver could have done a better job. Hanks is a Fed-Ex employee, his plane crashes (Hey did Fed-Ex actually AGREE to that?). He is stranded on an island for 4 FUCKING YEARS AND NO ONE FINDS HIS ASS!!!!!
Now, how many "unknown" islands are there in the world? NONE! They have all either been bought by developers or turned into drug smuggling harbours.
Anyway, he ends up almost having sex with a volleyball. His woman, Helen Hunt (who was dumped by Hank Azaria in real life) marries some other guy because hey, Hanks was dead.
Suck suck suck suck.I wish Tom Hanks really would get stranded on an island..with naked Richard Hatch.