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Average: 2.13%
Pretty Bad: 4.26%
Total Crap79.79%

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
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by Chris Parry

"Not even worthy of straight to video status. Power Ranger rip-off"
1 stars

Holy Jesus, this is a bucket of day old dogshit. If the Power Rangers are your thing, or watching martial arts fights where a smack across the face with a sword renders you unconscious but leaves no mark, or films where awful effects and strobe lights serve as an excuse for production design, then by all means fork out a couple of green ones and rent this piece of crap.

But if you have the slightest bit of humanity, self respect, intelligence or survival instinct, give Mortal Kombat: Annihilation the widest berth you can give.

Let's run down the checklist o'shame.

Acting - none to speak of, not from one single member of the cast. Obviously the plan has been to only use actors who resemble the video game characters, regardless of whether they give the impression that they have a mouth full of mashed potatoes when they talk.

Plot - I couldn't make head or tail of it, so what chance would the target audience (which must have been males under the age of 9) have of deciphering this gobbledy-gook? It was sheer jibberish, from go to woe (and there was much woe to be had).

Script - Do me a favor. Don't even go there.

Effects - "I know! Let's put a dark computer-generated backdrop of rumbling clouds behind them in every scene! Don't worry about matching lighting, just make the clouds look all oogah boogah." Sheer hell. And I don't mean that i a good way.

Comedy - None to speak of. Really, seriously, none. There were one-liners in there, but to construe them as anything remotely close to comedy would be comedy in itself.

Action - You'd think it'd be top notch, right? Well, you'd be crazy ass wrong. Apparently in this world an evil God punching a human in the stomach makes them fly backwards forty feet, whereabouts the punched human will do a quick flip and land on his feet, without even having lost breath. Oh, those wacky evil Gods. It would seem, also, that having a sword ripped across your face will knock you out. It won't cut you, nor slice off a head, or even bruise you, it will just make you go "Ooof!" and fall asleep.

In Mortal Kombat, nobody ever dies. They only turn to bones every now and then when someone does something magical. And bad guys never stand still. They do backflips and somersaults and punch the air, but they don't stand still, or bother moving forward. They flip in place. A lot.

The most amusing thing I found was how many times the same extras were re-cycled after apparently being disposed of by the heroes. I went freeze-frame-happy and found the same dude, in the same clothes (with a scarf across his mouth to disguise him, ooh, tricky) a shocking eight times. Oooh, the bad guys number into their millions... they just all happen to look like the same ten guys over and over again.

Ladies and gentlemen of the academy, I implore you. Avenge this foul blasphemy, before the movie industry goes the way of the 70's porn industry and becomes a straight to video wasteland.

Movies that are inspired by video games should be rated CDK (Crap for Dumb-ass Kids) so that no unsuspecting adult stumbles into the theatre thinking they might get anything even remotely resembling entertainment.

If you really wanna see some fine martial arts action, go find a Jet Li or Sonny Chiba movie, maybe some Jackie Chan. Anything but this bubble-gum pseudo-action bullshit that's cleansed and saran-wrapped so tight you can take your four year old along.

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User Comments

8/12/11 chris Cut the plot,the dialogue scenes out and you would possibly have a better film 2 stars
9/22/10 bored mom Someone do a Fatality on the studio, and pray we don't get another sequel. 1 stars
10/22/08 Shaun Wallner Yawn!!! 1 stars
12/14/07 Jason Cliched and cheap with bad acting, but slightly comical. Good for a laugh. 2 stars
7/02/07 Daniel It just plain SUCKED! 1 stars
5/07/07 Cindy fuck u stupid ignorant fucks, it was GREAT... 5 stars
3/09/07 Rich avoid this piece of shit film at ALL costs! 1 stars
10/23/06 WTF This isn't a movie. It's a device used for torture. 1 stars
3/28/06 Brian Meyer I felt like President Lincoln at Ford's Theater. Only I didn't die. Why?.... 1 stars
2/06/06 Mick B-grade special effects & fighting,& boring all over. 1 stars
1/22/06 Ronin much, much worse than it's predecessor 1 stars
1/14/06 JM Synth Just about passable for fans of the games. But only just 3 stars
12/22/05 cody a cheesy over visual effect followup , looks more like a video game than movie, good fights 2 stars
10/24/05 Total Crap Johnny Cage gets killed in the first 5 min. Now you have a reason not to watch this crap! 1 stars
9/05/05 Lenny Went Theatre. Very Suspenseful Movie. 5 stars
7/22/05 Jordan this movie sucked 1 stars
7/20/05 Mark Louis Baumgart Bad acting, FX, fight scenes, direction. Insults the intelligence of goldfish everyhere. 1 stars
7/09/05 Moctezuma Whoever made this piece of crap failed to realize that they ruined the video game franchise 1 stars
2/13/05 Matt Fekete This was good...until the opening credits ended. Actually, forget that. They sucked too. 1 stars
11/03/04 ELI Proof that there is no God. This is less than 0 stars. >:( 1 stars
8/07/04 ALDO First one better.....this one had No Story to it 1 stars
7/10/04 Daveman We all have our historyy of loving b-movies, I was enthralled by this when I was 11. 1 stars
6/08/04 bratt it,s a great movie!lu kang is soooo fine in this one! 5 stars
5/19/04 sam it should answer more questions to the story for example what exactly happend tostrykerandk 4 stars
5/16/04 Blakers a great film 5 stars
5/03/04 KiLLuA i like scorpion "Summer Sault"" 5 stars
4/24/04 dj menace THIS ONE KICKS ALL THE OTHER ACTION MOVIES' ASS!!!!! 5 stars
3/24/04 Ken Stryker ANIMANALFATALLITY..whatever 1 stars
1/15/04 Samuel Unbeleivably stupid 1 stars
1/14/04 Helius I'd rather watch "House of the Dead" until my skull implodes. 1 stars
9/09/03 Laura Stuart Dave you go boy! James Remar Rocked as Rayden un like Chris 5 stars
7/25/03 3man They should never had made this w/o the same actors from the original. 1 stars
7/20/03 gumbeaux How crappy is your movie when Christopher Lambert has something better to do than be in it? 1 stars
7/11/03 JOMAMMA Where are the other friggin characters! 1 stars
6/07/03 Jules Mindless fun 5 stars
5/26/03 RAVECREATOR23 COOL MOVIE 5 stars
5/09/03 Godzillafan54 this movie kicked the shit out of the first one and any other movie i ever seen in my life 5 stars
5/02/03 Dave Your all nuts this movie is great 5 stars
4/23/03 Dave Unbeleivably stupid and inept, but still good to watch for a laugh. 2 stars
3/02/03 Croesis Pumping soundtrack, Wicked fight scenes, who needs a storyline?! 5 stars
1/10/03 Goofy Maxwell Shoulda been straight 2 porn-- "Koital Kumbat: Ejaculation" anyone? 1 stars
1/08/03 Kevin The only way to remove the horrible images this shitty movie left is with bullets 1 stars
12/19/02 The Bint Kinda makes you realise what cyanide's for... 1 stars
12/02/02 Mike The first was actually enjoyable, but this one... 1 stars
11/05/02 syrius mortal kombat my ass, the script was more annihilated than the title suggests 1 stars
11/05/02 Tar Mac As if this wasn't bad enough, THEY'RE MAKING A FUCKING SEQUEL!! 1 stars
10/15/02 mathieu cote this is real shit i never seen worst than that 1 stars
9/17/02 Zefram Mann The lowest rating I can give doesn't even do this steaming sack o' shit justice. 1 stars
8/14/02 Tim sucked big time. Still little better than attack of the clones. 1 stars
8/01/02 loaded1200 I've played it. I loved the first one. but what the hell was this piece of fecal matter!? 1 stars
7/12/02 .Choadushouse. Haha easily the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen. And I love MK and the first movie. 1 stars
6/20/02 Chris No Plot, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid... 1 stars
4/21/02 Ed the Moogle What would I pay for a copy of this movie? Whatever I can scrape off the roof of my mouth! 1 stars
4/17/02 Mark No where near as good as first Mortal Kombat Movie 1 stars
3/19/02 Dogshit And I actually enjoyed the first one. This one sucks cheap musty crab-infested whore pussy 1 stars
3/01/02 Sugarfoot One of the rare occasions where the untalented teen critic gets it right. 1 stars
1/27/02 Samye This movie is horrid, it should be destroyed 1 stars
12/11/01 HM3 "Shao Kahn is my brother" 1 stars
11/30/01 The $1.98 Pyramid Holy Crap! 1 stars
11/20/01 BARF That's what this movie is: VOMIT 1 stars
8/18/01 Andrew Carden Are We Trying To Drop Peple's IQ? 1 stars
1/22/01 Diego Romero Lambert would have been the saving grace! 1 stars
11/29/00 The Evil Penguin the first Mortal Kombat is still the one. 1 stars
7/20/00 dr_Fardook god help me... I'll tear my own eyes out before watching this again 1 stars
2/06/00 Kyle Broflovski FINISH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
1/10/00 Hangman this goes down as one of the most repugnant shit ever seen 1 stars
11/04/99 V. Christopher Lambert passed on being in this one - need I say more? 1 stars
10/25/99 focus the first MK movie was better 1 stars
10/14/99 Lame-Oh Never seen it, NEVER WANNA SEE IT. I really hate streetfighting games. 1 stars
5/10/99 Ah Dooey Sucks all ass! 1 stars
12/13/98 Binky I'm so sorry for those of you who paid to see this stinker. It was worse than power rangers 1 stars
12/05/98 Scion of Sailor Jupiter OHMIGOD! They killed Johnny! You bastards! 1 stars
11/13/98 Bad Kosh Another botched-up movie for us to burn. Woo-hoo! 1 stars
11/10/98 Hugh Jass Godawful. Why would anyone wanta watch a street fighting movie? 1 stars
10/02/98 Paul Give me cancer now God! 1 stars
9/26/98 Maegs Awful. 1 stars
9/16/98 Trav You blink, and then it's over = Thank god! Was this a one hour Techno music video? 1 stars
9/08/98 Young Einstein All the more reason to carpet-bomb Hollywood daily. 1 stars
9/08/98 MikeF This movie was ok. better then the first. 3 stars
8/25/98 Mister Whoopee I was the one who paid to see this. 1 stars
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  21-Nov-1997 (PG-13)



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