More in-depth film festival coverage than any other website!
Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About 

Overall Rating

Awesome: 12.09%
Worth A Look: 24.18%
Pretty Bad: 20.88%
Total Crap: 6.59%

8 reviews, 43 user ratings

Latest Reviews

Daniel Isn't Real by Jay Seaver

Midsommar by Rob Gonsalves

Blood on Her Name by Jay Seaver

Parasite (2019) by Peter Sobczynski

American Fighter by Jay Seaver

Moon in the Hidden Woods, The by Jay Seaver

Homewrecker (2019) by Jay Seaver

Gemini Man by Jay Seaver

Pain and Glory by Peter Sobczynski

Rusalka (aka The Siren), The by Jay Seaver

subscribe to this feed

[] Buy posters from this movie
by EricDSnider

"A wacky comedy/romance that is neither, wacky, funny or romantic."
3 stars

The characters in "Heartbreakers," like the movie itself, are broadly farcical for a while, then supposedly sympathetic, then somewhere in the middle. Actually, they're always somewhere in the middle as far as viewers are concerned, because they're never quite likable, but neither are they ever all-out wacky.

It's yet another film that tries to have its cake and eat it, too, squandering a talented cast and screwing up a perfectly good premise in its attempts to be both loony and emotional.

Max (Sigourney Weaver) is a gorgeous con artist whose outfits are so nice and numerous that Ms. Weaver's costume designer gets a special mention in the opening credits. Max's scam is to find wealthy men and marry them as quickly as possible. Then, shortly after the wedding, her daughter Page (Jennifer Love Hewitt) -- having gotten a job as the guy's secretary or maid in preparation for the event -- seduces the guy, Max catches them, and there's a healthy divorce settlement.

The film begins with the latest victim, stolen-car dealer Dean Cumanno (Ray Liotta, apparently still missing some of his brain after "Hannibal"). He and the other targets, of course, never know that Max and Page (who work under aliases) have any connection to each other, and mother and daughter are free to move somewhere else with the loot and try another scheme.

Page wants to set out on her own, but Max doesn't think she's ready for it. After Dean gets screwed, they're forced to do one last gig together because the IRS has caught up to them and they owe hundred of thousands of dollars in interest and penalties.

They want to make it a doozy, so they head to Palm Beach, home of rich men who aren't too swift (see the Florida presidential election for evidence of that). Max adopts a Russian accent and cozies up to tobacco billionaire William Tensy (a smoker's-hacking Gene Hackman). She conspires to get rid of his suspicious maid (Nora Dunn), which is a double blessing, because it opens up a household position for Page, thus setting the scene for the wedding and subsequent divorce-by-entrapment.

While waiting for mom to win Tensy's love, Page hits it off with a local bartender (Jason Lee) who himself may be worth some money. Max keeps warning her about actually falling in love with a victim: That's what happened to her, back in the day, and it resulted in an unwanted pregnancy who turned out to be named Page.

As mentioned, it's the film's uneven tone that does it in. Max and Tensy tend to stay goofy, what with her fake Russian accent (in one scene, she encounters a waiter who actually speaks Russian -- with predictable results). Page and Jack the bartender, meanwhile, are the more romantic couple, with Page's duplicity causing her much conflict.

This arrangement is fine, especially since Sigourney Weaver and Gene Hackman can both pull off comedy when they want to, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is more suited to doe-eyed pining.

It's when the two tones mix that things get ugly. Max suddenly has to think of what's best for her daughter and whether she's ruining her life by keeping her involved in fraud, and Page has to help Max dispose of a body after an ill-timed death by natural causes. Oh, and Dean shows up again. It's all too wacky and serious and romantic and stupid, all at once.

Weaver and Hackman, as mentioned, do fine work. Jason Lee's wimpy-wisecracky delivery serves him well, and he acts circles around the moony Ms. Love Hewitt, who is clearly outranked by everyone in the cast.

(There's also the matter of how the film presents men: as shallow creatures who can easily be persuaded to do anything if you promise them sex. This is a fine stereotype, as far as stereotypes go -- but so is the one that women only like to gab on the phone and go shopping, and whenever a movie presents women that way, everyone decries it as "sexist.")

There are scattered laughs amidst the predictable predicaments, but they're scattered over the film's two-hour running time (which is about 30 minutes too much). I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. So I did neither.

link directly to this review at
originally posted: 03/18/01 12:59:10
[printer] printer-friendly format  

User Comments

8/19/19 Anne watch it 3 stars
9/13/17 morris campbell funny flick fuck the haters 4 stars
6/03/11 art THIS FLICK is SICK!!!! 1 stars
9/03/09 art IT WILL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN! 1 stars
4/19/08 art IT STINK'S 1 stars
4/13/07 David Pollastrini Hewitt is hot in this! 3 stars
4/18/06 Dk Fuuny up to Hackmans death which leaves 35 min of bordom 3 stars
3/09/06 Dk Sexy but not much else 2 stars
6/19/04 Denise Duspiva skanks 3 stars
7/11/03 Joesco Not as clever as it would like to be - Weaver is good - Hewitt barely eye candy 2 stars
5/20/03 Charles Tatum Dirty Rotten Scoundrelesses deserved an R and a half hour editing trim, Weaver's a hoot 3 stars
4/16/03 Andrew Carden Surprisingly Funny Comedy...Hackman and Weaver Are Great Together, 4 stars
4/05/03 Jack Sommersby Never really breaks into its own, but it's pleasant enough (though overlong). 3 stars
11/27/02 Tony Miller Pratfalls not worth breaking beautiful Hewitt's stride, let alone her finger. Unfunny. 2 stars
8/28/02 Mandy Seever Jennifer Love Hewwitt was made for soo much better; Weaver pretty much in character. 1 stars
7/06/02 Darlene Groetz The movie where Jennifer Love Hewitt became a zombie of the tragic wands. 2 stars
7/05/02 Jenny Tullwartz After seeing this, Jennifer, I know what you did last bummer. 2 stars
6/06/02 qtpie Loved It !! :) 5 stars
6/01/02 stud cool 5 stars
5/27/02 Nicole Meant to be light and ridiculous. Take it at face value and you will enjoy it. 4 stars
2/28/02 Alan Smithee Should have been titled the JLH t*t and @$$ show. Gene Hackman is wasted. 1 stars
12/16/01 toneely I really like all the actors in this movie, but This movie is sooo BAD!!!! 2 stars
8/30/01 Simeon Briggs Fucking great. I just want Jennifer to hold me. and Jason Lee needed more one liners 4 stars
8/29/01 Matthew Bartley Great performances all round...very welcome change from grossout stuff 4 stars
7/17/01 Erin This movie was cute nothing more nothing less 4 stars
7/15/01 Jester219 Chasing Amy's Jason Lee rules like a mofo. and JLH is my mistress, dont tell. 5 stars
7/09/01 Roy Smith JLH is sexy but her and Jason Lee are the weakest links..still really funny though. 5 stars
6/20/01 Jax I liked it. Weaver and Hackman were incredible. I love JLH. Jason Lee at his best. 4 stars
5/22/01 Eric funny as hell 5 stars
5/07/01 Kate Really really awesome!!! 5 stars
5/05/01 The Chosen One Oh boy 5 stars
4/08/01 John Lyons Besides looking great, J.L.Hewitt can really act! Wanted to see more of Hackman. 5 stars
4/02/01 Bot Tropic Ray Liotta is surprisingly memorable, & JLH is beautiful & way way underrated by all of you 5 stars
3/31/01 Natalie Nat saw it. Now she is an expert faller. lol. I thought it kicked. 5 stars
3/29/01 Wolvie Not Bad. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a hottie! Pretty funny in parts and a fairly good story. 4 stars
3/28/01 tnt hackman and weaver are hilarious..hewitt and jason lee's scenes are terrible 3 stars
3/27/01 kidrock This movie was smart and funny and Jennifer,Segourney,Ray and Gene were excellent. 5 stars
3/26/01 Joe suck 1 stars
3/25/01 Sid 6.7 A relatively mediocre broad, provocative cleavage-festival with seldom chuckles or cackles 2 stars
3/25/01 Peejay She was one of the better parts of the film, not her body. Out of the gutter now Greg. 4 stars
3/19/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) Jennifer Love Huge-Tits couldn't act her way out of a wet Kleenex. 3 stars
3/19/01 Katie Young I thought that this movie was incredibly cute! It was funny, a chick-flick SEE IT! : ) 4 stars
Note: Duplicate, 'planted,' or other obviously improper comments
will be deleted at our discretion. So don't bother posting 'em. Thanks!
Your Name:
Your Comments:
Your Location: (state/province/country)
Your Rating:

Discuss this movie in our forum

  23-Mar-2001 (PG-13)


  05-Jul-2001 (M)

Home Reviews  Articles  Release Dates Coming Soon  DVD  Top 20s Criticwatch  Search
Public Forums  Festival Coverage  Contests About Australia's Largest Movie Review Database.
Privacy Policy | HBS Inc. | |   

All data and site design copyright 1997-2017, HBS Entertainment, Inc.
Search for
reviews features movie title writer/director/cast