The following is an excerpt from a response I gave to a saucy fellow who compared Armageddon to ID4 in fecal matter. consistency.<<Start WWWBoard Post>> Do you not live in America? Do you only go to the art houses and stuff? Were you expecting something deep? I'll tell you what I was expecting. Explosions, Bruce Willis kicking ass, Ben Affleck kissing me, Steve Buscemi, Asteroids, Animal Crackers, and funny jokes about Godzilla. Did I say "kissing me?" I meant "kissing Liv." A boy has dreams you know. Oh, and every time I go to see any movie (even if I saw it before) I want to see some French death, which happens too rarely. But this movie makes up for all the movies that don't do that. So, it will always have a place in my heart, and my DVD/Laserdisc collection.
If my expectations are too much for you just do this:
Explosions: Terminator 2
Bruce Willis kicking ass: The Last Boyscout
Ben Affleck kissing me: Home Video of my summer vacation last year
Steve Buscemi: Trees Lounge
Asteriods: The Empire Strikes Back
Animal Crackers: Sorry, Armageddon only
Funny Jokes about Godzilla: Godzilla(1998) starring M.Broderick <<End Post>>
This really doesn't review the movie, so I will take the time now to give it a good review. I just don't understand why people will not suspend their disbeliefs for Sci-Fi films. Isn't that the point.So, if you are not uptight (nothing personal K-Dog), you will enjoy this film.