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Total Crap: 19.05%

8 reviews, 141 user ratings

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Waterboy, The
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by Chris Parry

"Comedy aimed directly at 'Joe Lowest-Common-Denominator'."
2 stars

If I could kick just one person in Hollywood fair and square up the arse, it'd be Adam Sandler. Does this guy realise his potential? Does he know he's a genuinely funny guy? If so, why does he keep remaking Billy Maddison?

Don't get me wrong, Billy Maddison was hilarious. Happy Gilmore, despite it's ill-conceived golf course setting, was also funny. But The Wedding Singer, and now The Waterboy are just cases of going to the well way too many times.

Sandler is Bobby Boucher, a Louisiana dumbo who's been molly-coddled by an over-protective mother since his daddy got killed in the desert. Billy is obsessed with providing the finest possible water to the local college football team, because he never got to save his dad in his time of need. When folks ridicule his water, Bobby becomes enraged and kicks almighty hiney on and off the field, taking his team of losers to the top of the tree.

Sounds like Major League? Sounds like Happy Gilmore? Sounds like every sports movie you've seen in your entire life? Correct on all counts. The funniest thing about this film is looking around at people in the audience who should have more intelligence guffawing at the dumbest jokes this side of Good Burger.

Sandler, who really is close to comedy genius when he's being original, is just plain awful. His "Louisiana Billy Maddison" accent is annoying from the start. His mother (Kathy Bates) stretches to bring forth even the smallest chuckle. Not her fault, it's just dud material. Fairuza Balk, who should know better, as Bobby's bad-girl girlfriend, is restricted to jokes that went out with Fonzie. Speaking of Fonzie, Henry Winkler tries hard, being his big comeback try and all, but attempting these lines with humour is kind of like attempting to style Andre Agassi's hair. There's just nothing to work with.

Strangely, those in attendance seemed to be cacking their pants laughing. I don't get it. Have expectations run so low? Then again, I recall when I was 15, laughing away to a screening of Hot Dog: The Movie. Maybe I just forgot how easy audiences are to dupe.

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User Comments

10/07/13 David Great movie! One of Sandler's better films. 5 stars
8/26/13 DB Worst Adam Sandler movie. Watch "Happy Gilmore" instead. 1 stars
9/25/10 art FAIRUZA BALK is the only PRETTY SIGHT in this MESS! 2 stars
1/28/10 Dane Youssef The most generic piece of star-vehicle crap ever. And this is coming from a Sandler fan 1 stars
2/08/09 [ming] jeesus - worst of all the total crap sandler movies 1 stars
11/22/08 Shaun Wallner Laughed my ass off! 4 stars
9/14/08 Samantha Pruitt pretty funny if you like Adam Sandler, a classic really 4 stars
7/27/08 The Dork Knight What the hell is Fairuza Balk doing here? 4 stars
2/04/08 Pamela White Adam plays himself a mentally challanged hero 4 stars
11/22/07 Matt Wet. 30 minutes of Sandler talking like an idiot and I changed channels. 1 stars
10/15/07 fools♫gold better than "Click," come to think of it. 3 stars
3/16/07 johnnyfog I liked Fairuza Balk, but this movie is still stupid as fuck 2 stars
2/16/07 Vip Ebriega Don't mess with HIS water!! 3 stars
2/10/07 Frank Rountree Funny, funny and funnier, great characters! 5 stars
1/11/07 Jake Hey, this was pretty damn funny... 4 stars
9/04/06 michelebspy Adam does his usual screaming comedy but the rest of the movie is kind of lame 3 stars
7/08/06 NS I was a little bit let down. 3 stars
6/08/06 Ashley Hinz That was Fairuza Balk? 4 stars
5/02/06 Anthony Feor Not Sandlars greatest moment, but still funny 3 stars
3/26/06 chris f another average comedy 3 stars
7/19/05 Brandy Harrington I watched this movie stoned, and I stil didn't laugh. 1 stars
5/25/05 The shizz funny 4 stars
5/17/05 E-FUNK I curse the day this heap of baboon shit was conceived. Someone kill Adam Sandler. 1 stars
4/27/05 lio sandler sucks, his films suck, he plays one of 4 characters in every one, all tired 1 stars
2/21/05 Dan Fucking Funny. 5 stars
2/02/05 CelticDawn Not the best movie, but Sandler is still funny 3 stars
10/26/03 Samuel Good, if you only watch it once or twice... 4 stars
7/26/03 3man "Foosball! Jus a bunch of overgrown animals manhandling each other!" 4 stars
3/19/03 Jack Sommersby Shouldn't entertain, yet it admittedly does. 3 stars
1/14/03 rotten s. milk Oh, c'mon, be fair, you sons of bitches! 5 stars
12/30/02 Femme_Fataleaa anything white, however stupid makes money. Waterboy is a perfect example of that! 1 stars
11/10/02 Jay Oh, c'mon be fair, you assholes who don't like it! 5 stars
11/09/02 Michael Bolton Terrible, how does this crap make money? 1 stars
10/14/02 Chancey Sugarpants Why must Sandler always play a 'tard? He can be funny, but far, FAR from it here. 1 stars
9/28/02 snowconehead FOOSBALL!!! you bin playin da foosball behin' my back!! 5 stars
6/08/02 Film Guy Watered down. Adam Sandler is not funny in this at all. 1 stars
5/28/02 hilary pretty bad 2 stars
2/27/02 Shrike Tripe 1 stars
1/24/02 Flick Chick what a waste. 1 stars
9/27/01 Butterbean This is where you should listen to the critics and not the public 1 stars
8/09/01 E-Funk Fucking annoying....FUCK! (pure frustration) 1 stars
8/07/01 Mr. Hat "The Waterboy" is one of the funniest movies ever made. 4 stars
7/29/01 Dom Corleone crap - even by sandler's standards 1 stars
6/09/01 G-MAN My mama said," This movie is pretty damn funny." 4 stars
4/04/01 Andrew Carden Kathy Bates manages to deliver a few good lines, but otherwise total crap. 1 stars
3/29/01 Monday Morning Makers of this shite should be lectured for three days, then shot. 1 stars
2/16/01 Joseph Roseberg How idiotic can a movie be! The humor wears thin pretty fast here. 1 stars
12/01/00 Elvisfan Inaccurate; if Kathy had Adam for a son, she would have killed him already 1 stars
11/20/00 Matthew Bartley I guess I just don't find Adam Sandler as a retard funny 1 stars
9/27/00 mephetic I love that phucked-up noise Colonial Sanders makes when he gets nailed by the paperweight. 5 stars
9/20/00 Jed It is better than billy madison though slightly better. 3 stars
9/19/00 Terrie Smith Not a bad film; Sandler has done better but worth watching for Bates and Winkler. 3 stars
7/24/00 Bender Not as funny as billy Madison or Happy Gilmore, but still funny. 4 stars
6/03/00 Jed Suprisingly better than billy madison. 3 stars
5/15/00 Jorge M. very funny movie! 5 stars
4/07/00 Richard Wright This was alright for an hour but deary me,the last 30 mins stunk. Not Sandler's best work. 2 stars
3/10/00 David Rogers Henry Winkler is the Fonz! Can't compare to Happy Gilmore, but good. 4 stars
3/10/00 Kyle Broflovski You could do much worse. More bang for the buck, ya know? 4 stars
2/08/00 waterboy loved, i;ve seen it about 20 times. i have the soundtrack, also very good. top movie 5 stars
1/09/00 John Markham A waste of film, a waste of money and more importantly, a waste of my fucking time. 1 stars
10/30/99 Bozo To call this 'crap' insults the real 'crap'-this transcends 'crap' 1 stars
10/02/99 richie bollocks 1 stars
9/25/99 Jumpjak Best slapstick this side of the swamp! 5 stars
9/12/99 Jason Kinsey The best Sandler film was "Billy Madison" but this was okay 3 stars
8/16/99 Marshy Sandler thinks were all morons. If you love bad movies heres another one. 1 stars
8/10/99 anny it was excellent 5 stars
7/24/99 Hagbard Celine Adam Sandler is such an obnoxious dork. I'd like to kick the hell out of that smelly turd. 1 stars
7/04/99 J-Dogg This shit sux and it's not funny at all. How come everyone loves this crap? 1 stars
6/22/99 Angie very cute movie, Adam is such a doll 5 stars
6/17/99 matchbox20 Silly stuff funny mind candy 5 stars
5/21/99 Angelic I'll be his watergirl anytime:) 5 stars
5/11/99 Angie it was cute, not Adam's best, but definitely a good laugh 4 stars
5/02/99 Michael Grimm If you love stupid humor this is king 5 stars
4/24/99 gibb You laugh, youll cry. Btaes is always good. 5 stars
4/20/99 bb Hey, It's Adam 5 stars
4/11/99 Alonzo kathy bates is lucky she sold out to a movie that made over 100million, otherwise.......... 4 stars
4/11/99 Tristynn another bad Adam movie.. This one was pathetic. more sad then funny.almost sacked out..ZZZZ 2 stars
4/06/99 Caca really funny, awesome 5 stars
3/30/99 H33eather definete Adam Sandler quality <well that and 35 cents will get u a phone call> 3 stars
3/18/99 Scott Stipe funnyfunnyfunnyfunny 5 stars
3/15/99 Felicia cute movie!! Love adam sandler 4 stars
3/15/99 Erin Bince It wasn't one of his better movies. But it was still funny. Not Adam material!!! 4 stars
3/14/99 Dharma Adam Sandler is my lover!!!! I laughed my ass off at this movie!!! 5 stars
3/13/99 Ah Dooey Happy Gilmore meets Dumb and Dumber on laughing gas 4 stars
3/12/99 Orgazmo I like Adam but this movie just is plain shit. 2 stars
3/11/99 Whitney I feel asleep 2 stars
3/09/99 Go Swans Why do you people think he is so funny. Happy sucked. 3 stars
3/05/99 Rachael Black Boring, Not Funny, Walk out half way through the movie material 1 stars
3/05/99 Angelic A movie with a little Billy Madison here and Happy Gilmore there..* * * * out of * * * * * 5 stars
2/22/99 Deadmonkey His worst movie. 3 stars
2/19/99 nun uf u r businness the movie rocks if yah like Adam Sandler then you should deffinatly see this movie!!!!!! 5 stars
2/18/99 Piz Big, hearty laughs surrounded by lame characters and plot. Its a Sandler movie! 4 stars
2/06/99 Don Wilson This movie was cool. Not Adam's best work though. 4 stars
2/05/99 David Littlefield Four thumbs up!! Fuckin riot!! I laughed so hard I pissed my pants, MORE than once!!!! 5 stars
1/31/99 Dexter A film in desperate need of a desiccant 1 stars
1/28/99 S.Smith Adam Sandler seems to have an extra chromosome. 1 stars
1/24/99 Slugmuffin Not Happy, but a classic Sandler pic, nonetheless! 4 stars
1/19/99 Mark Hannig I loved this movie, just like I love all of Adam Sandler's movies, he's fucking hilarious. 5 stars
1/19/99 MR HOLLYWOOD!! Its like Forrest Gump on cocaine!!,Cheerleaders cracked me up!! 3 stars
1/17/99 tyler everett it wasn't nearly as funny as i had expected. sandler's other ones were better 3 stars
1/17/99 Redial Adam Sandler was, is, and always will be, the funniest man on earth. But Happy's better. 5 stars
1/16/99 Melissa I love Adam. Can't get enough of him. 5 stars
1/16/99 Ashley it sucked so bad 1 stars
1/12/99 Miss Scarlett Its no Billy Madison, but it gets the Goat's Seal of Approval 5 stars
1/12/99 TNT You can do it! 5 stars
1/11/99 Jaime funny little charming "mama's boy" movie, Fairuza was great as his corrupting girlfriend. 4 stars
12/31/98 JDC Love Sandler but this film is about as funny as a USA Up All Night Movie. 2 stars
12/29/98 thEnd Hasn't this been tried and through? Sandler plays the underdog who wins big... plot, what? 3 stars
12/29/98 Schizofrenic Goddam amazing, beats Night at the Roxbury. Excellent. 4 stars
12/23/98 chuck-d Most people hit it on the head: Not High Film, but fucking entertaining 4 stars
12/22/98 PirateGirl I laughed, if only at Adam Sandler's earnestness. They didn't work hard on this film though 2 stars
12/15/98 kozmic Sandler isn't even funny to me but this character had me laughing all the way through. 4 stars
12/15/98 Abe Froman If you've always wanted to see Colonel Sanders get his ass kicked this is your chance. 5 stars
12/12/98 Dave Parrish Not without it's moments, but it's no "Gus"! 3 stars
12/10/98 daryl kip weber pretty fuckin' cool bitch 5 stars
12/09/98 Pat Flanagan Not as good as Happy Gilmore or Wedding Singer, but still a funny movie. 4 stars
12/08/98 Billy Bob Thorton KICK ASS MOVIE! 5 stars
12/06/98 Mr Showbiz Your typical low-brow yuckfest with plenty of telegraphed humor. 2 stars
12/04/98 Matthew J. Soucy Beneath contempt: a wafer-thin plot structure 1 stars
12/02/98 CaptNish *sob* Sure wish I could see Fairuza Balk's tits... 5 stars
12/02/98 Hugh Jass Everyone needs a little more laughter... Bring it on! 4 stars
12/01/98 Kirgo adequate, silly Adam Sandler film 3 stars
11/27/98 EvilGas Very Funny, Typical Adam Sandler 4 stars
11/26/98 Andrea Only Fairuza Balk makes this worth seeing. 3 stars
11/25/98 Bridgette WRETCHED. not funny at all. 1 stars
11/25/98 Jimmy White all the funny parts were shown on the commericals. 3 stars
11/25/98 Bad Kosh Fun movie for silly and hyperactive people. 4 stars
11/23/98 Freyja Total guy flick. Stupid, lowbrow, and not funny at all. 1 stars
11/17/98 Gamma Bates plays a good cajun. Wonder if Winkler had a body double? Sandler = awesome! 4 stars
11/14/98 Lew Mammel The "visualization" scenes alone were worth it. 5 stars
11/13/98 Lord Of The Dunce A few high points, some loooong dead scenes and toilet humor. Happy Gilmore 2. 3 stars
11/13/98 Daddy Rich I thought it was very entertaining. A lot of laughs. 4 stars
11/10/98 Baba booey Sucks. 1 stars
11/10/98 Pariah Funny enough...worth seeing for the football hits alone. Rob Schneider cameo was hilarious. 4 stars
11/09/98 16 in. of swingin' meat and a bucket of balls Vintage Sandler. Happy Gilmore meets Rain Man. Funny as hell, but no Happy Gilmore. 4 stars
11/08/98 agsmith Adam Sandler = God of Low-Brow, Funny-Ass Movies 4 stars
11/08/98 Johny Excited Southerner character + Happy Gilmore plot - Has some laughs, not his best though 4 stars
10/29/98 zenball ah yeah. anyone who has a disparaging comment deserves a Bouchier powerbomb 5 stars
10/19/98 Aint-It-Cool It works on many levels, and should do very well in the box office. 4 stars
9/14/98 Chip Taylor Just shoot Adam Sandler so he doesn't make anymore crappy movies. Shoot the no-emotion dick 1 stars
8/30/98 {{{OZ}}} So far as Adam Sandler films go, this one is a goodun. Shades of Happy Gilmore. 4 stars
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  06-Nov-1998 (PG-13)


  20-Jan-1999 (PG)

Directed by
  Frank Coraci

Written by
  Tim Herlihy
  Adam Sandler

  Adam Sandler
  Fairuza Balk
  Kathy Bates
  Henry Winkler
  Jerry Reed
  Blake Clark
  Rob Schneider

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