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Total Crap: 10.53%

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White Men Can't Jump
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by spork-girl

"His name is Woody. haha"
3 stars

They really can't. But they wear hemp suits.

This movie can't jump either.

A summation: Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson are basketball hustlers. They get together (not like that you perv) and hope to make big money. But racial and personality clashes (admit it, Woddy would get on ANYone's nerves after like 4 minutes) escalate.

In the movie's defense, the direction, timing and language are all very well done. However, the acting is lacking, in my opinon. Both characters are very flat and well, uninteresting. I felt the movie should have delved into the main players more, been about them. Instead it was a LOT about the game. And I could give a fuck.

Rosie Perez is the most interesting character. They tell us so much about her, and so little about the makes me think that the writing was just fine, it was the main players who couldn't pull it off. And if Rosie Perez is acting better than you are...honey, it's time to retire the hemp suit, if you catch my drift. You know who you are, Mr. Harrelson.

In the end I feel this movie had a lot of potential that just didn't materialize. 3 sporks.

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originally posted: 09/03/98 10:45:34
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User Comments

4/27/15 stanley welles clever and funny 4 stars
8/17/08 John Millheim So funny, Snipes & Woody are great together in this movie 5 stars
8/17/05 ES Rosie Perez's 2nd most mind numbingly, tear my eyes out annoying role 1 stars
4/26/05 Clubber Lang Hysterical, highly entertaining, but loses momentum towards the end. 4 stars
8/06/04 Anthony G This movie owns, andrew and charles suck eachothers 2 inch dicks 5 stars
12/09/03 john good story - exiting sports action and funny too! 5 stars
11/13/02 Charles Tatum Ron Shelton is a hack 1 stars
8/11/02 blakers a goiod film 3 stars
5/26/02 Jessica Davis Marquee read WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP GRAND CANYON A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT. 3 stars
1/08/02 Andrew Carden Such A Demeaning and Stupid Title, and So Is The Movie. 1 stars
9/14/01 Butterbean Wesley and Woody was so great together in this one. It was a fun movie 4 stars
6/09/01 *~Danielle*Ophelia~* (formerly KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi) I love this movie. If you think I'm an idiot, then by all means flame me... 4 stars
3/28/01 Jesse L Rosie Perez looks good, the rest is cliche and dreadful 1 stars
2/14/01 Jake After game of horse, the movie becomes quite annoying. 3 stars
12/17/00 Speedy Hands down, the funniest sports movies ever. Hilarious insults! 5 stars
7/07/00 Bruce This is my favorite sports comedy, absolutely hillarious 5 stars
6/26/00 Steve Layne If you're not a basketball fan you won't get it. 4 stars
2/28/00 Kris Rothermal Wesley plays some great hoops, the court scenes are great 5 stars
1/19/00 Add If you like b.ball then you'll love this! 5 stars
7/05/99 Ben Leostein Rating: ** (out of ****) Category: "Above Average" 4 stars
5/10/99 Ah Dooey s'cool 3 stars
2/15/99 Vick Di Brecci I knew guys like Woody and Wesley in college. I guess my years there have set the standard 4 stars
10/05/98 Johny I liked it a lot years ago when i saw it 5 stars
9/05/98 pooky the bald I wanna punch Rosie Perez almost as hard as the French chick in Pulp Fiction. Skank. 3 stars
9/04/98 Badass A fine movie. It's a joy. 4 stars
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  27-Mar-1992 (R)



Directed by
  Ron Shelton

Written by
  Ron Shelton

  Wesley Snipes
  Woody Harrelson
  Rosie Perez
  Tyra Ferrell
  Cylk Cozart
  Kadeem Hardison

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