"I've always wanted a Ferris Bueller sequel. Until now."
Someone notify Speilberg. His Raptors have moved to another studio.It must be hard to act with a robotic, animatronic, scaly creature opposite. I don't know how the monster managed. Matthew Broderick has never seen worse days.
Fans of the old Godzilla will be lunging for spikey things and hoping for a quick death. People who never saw the old Godzilla will not want to after this behemoth of bullshit.
It's like Gremlins 3. It's like Jurassic Park 3. It's like...
Don't even bother for the special effects. They're bland.
And the cast... well let's just imagine the executives....
"We got this movie where we have no good dialogue, a crappy story, a stupid ending and lots of effects. Who should we put in it?"
"Who needs work?"
"Well, the cast of the Simpsons is on strike. They could use a job."
"Done."I'm Troy McLure. You might remember me from such films as "A Monster Ate My Homework" and "Cynical Consumer Exploitation"!